Kiko's definitions

eggshen

crazy fucking old guy that has a lazy eye, is slunched over, and has a limp

that eggshen motherfucker bugged the crap outta me so i kicked his fucken cane from under him

by kiko March 8, 2005

Hijueputa

Spanish-language slang contraction: "Son of a bitch."

Tomás es un grandisimo hijueputa!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

Evinco

From Latin, "to defeat."

Iuguolo, interficio, trunco, evinco!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

Coko

A man who flirts insincerely.

Kiko: Look at that coko over there, scamming all those girls!
J.C.: Uh hur hur hur! We need to get you a nice redhead; you know, th-
Kiko: Silence!

by Kiko April 25, 2004

varul

1. One who lacks good judgement, or understanding.
2. One who has been duped.
3. An idiot.
4. One who acts unwisely.

"That varul couldn't pilot his way out of a wet paper bag."
"I was made to look as a true varul!"
"Don't expect anything out of THAT big varul!"
"What a varulish decision it was to leave my wife!"

by Kiko February 3, 2004

faggin

1. A commoner, especially one that is easily influenced.

Tomás: Man, there are too many people in here!
Kiko: Faggin-slicer, ACTIVATE!
Constable: Stop there, evil-doer!
Kiko: SMOKE YOU, flatfoot! *throws smoke-bomb, disappears*
Tomás: *sigh* How much is this going to cost me?
Constable: Let's you just drop them pants..
Tomás: !
Tomás: Ki-KOOOOOO! *camera pans out*

by Kiko October 3, 2004

Fodador

Slang: A fucker.

Blamed Fodadores!

by Kiko December 16, 2003