Definitions by Kiko

asshole rating 

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.

Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4

asshole rating by Kiko February 1, 2004

Kikotfantan 

1. The man of the hour, the deathly power!
2. Former King of the United States of America.
3. THE champ.
4. A secretive jerk whose asshole rating is high amongst stupid and unoriginal persons, and low amongst bright and signature individuals.
5. From the Athanatian language: Child Shadow. (Kiko + fantan)

"That Kikotfantan guy is such a jerkoff!"
"You're just saying that because he moded you, HARD!"
"Shut up."
"Well, it's true..."

Kikotfantan by Kiko February 1, 2004

saucer 

1. A plate, sometimes used to hold a mug.
2. A seemingly affable guy who wins the favor and acclaim of people for the purpose of back-stabbing and/or tricking them later.

Cup and saucer!

That Saucer; I'll get him one day!

saucer by Kiko February 1, 2004

Neato-Morabito

Neat, cool, et cetera.

Why, that's Neato-Morabito!

Neato-Morabito by Kiko February 1, 2004

IDS 

Imminent Death Syndrome.

Joey has IDS, be nice to him.

IDS by Kiko December 19, 2003

Imminent Death Syndrome 

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.

Imminent death syndrome sufferers UNITE!

Imminent Death Syndrome by Kiko December 19, 2003

Orange Tree

1. The tree in which oranges originate.

2. An astonishing, admirable individual.

The orange trees are producing well this year.

Person 1: Kiko is an orange tree.
Person 3: ???

Orange Tree by Kiko December 18, 2003