Kevin 's definitions

Grilled Cheese sandwich

a very good snack that takes a slice of cheese between two bread slices, then cooked until the cheese is melted.

"I cooked a Grilled Cheese Sandwich yesterday when i was hungary."

by Kevin March 10, 2004

BFD

Butt Fuck Deutschland, see "BFE"

We were supposed to get off at the Berlin Train Station, instead here we are in BFD

by kevin December 14, 2003

fucklehead

To be a fucking knucklehead

That chick is a fucklehead

by Kevin January 16, 2005

wedgy

when your ass is wet and you sit down for a while but by the time you get up the panty is stuck in your asshole so u have to get it outta ur ass

I'm wedgy again
-Why??
This friggin panty suck in my ass auch!!

by Kevin February 4, 2004

Spork

1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors

In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.

As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.

When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.

by kevin February 21, 2004

Bust the Taco

To break the hymen, the membranous fold of tissue that partly or completely occludes the external vaginal orifice. Busting the taco, usually taking place during sexual intercourse, signifies the defloration of a girl.

Also, to pop the cherry.

After a very romantic dinner at Taco Bell, David turned to Julie, his fiance, and said, "I want to bust your taco."

by Kevin January 5, 2004

texes

Also known as the long horn state, and doubling for garneshments due to the government anually.

Damn Billy Bob! These here texes are goin up evry' year! Wanna go to texes?

by kevin March 25, 2004