Kevin 's definitions

Basket of Fruit

When you stick your dick n balls between your legs and your balls slip back through and create a basket like region

When looking in the mirror i made a basket of fruit

by Kevin January 29, 2005

hodgman

The act in which two girls exchange vaginal secretions without knowing it.

I pulled a hodgman on my girl after coming from some dumb ho's house.

by kevin May 1, 2006

pissing with the seat down

To mistakenly commit a foolish act under the influence of alcohol, which you will have to sort out afterwards.

"I'm sorry sweetheart, I shouldn't have slept with your sister, but I was drunk. I guess I really pissed with the seat down."

by Kevin August 5, 2003

Going blister commando

Similar to Going Commando. To wear closed toe shoes without socks, giving you blisters

"Man, my heel is killing me, I shouldn't have gone blister commando yesterday"

by Kevin February 21, 2005

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 4, 2004

Banfu

b*tch ass n*gga f*ck u

instead of saying the whole thing just say banfu

by Kevin May 1, 2006

hemed up

n. a place thats filled with cops,teachers,or n e thing that will get u in truble ... n e thing that will get u intruble

i aint goin to that park to smoke its a hem up.

if we go there well get hemed up by the fuckin pigs

dont choke with that joke hes a fuckin hem up

by kevin December 7, 2003