poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger
the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?
by kevin December 22, 2004
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genocide

What Hitler did to the Jews was an act of genocide.
Any attemtp to totaly kill off all members of a specific race or culture or nationality or ethnic background.
by Kevin August 18, 2003
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professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.
Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.
by Kevin May 13, 2004
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finest

Kevin, a filipino rapper from New York. You can check out some of his songs at www.soundclick.com/tracksbyfinest
by kevin June 21, 2004
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Las Vegas

Here are just a few of the things you can do in Las Vegas that you'll regret later in life:

1. Get a tattoo.

2. Lose all your money at a casino.

3. Get kicked out of a casino.

4. Marry a Russian mail-order bride.

5. Get a soul patch that's actually made of someone's pubic hair.

6. Get AIDS or some other STD from a skanky whore.
And the list goes on and on.
by Kevin January 19, 2004
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roffelmayoh

The pronunciation of the phrase ROFLMAO. Roffelmayoh is generally used to parody those who do use ROFLMAO. It can be followed by a lot of exclamation marks, with the occasional '1' thrown in, and even better, the word 'one'. See roffel, see roffle
That was a PHUNNEY site! Roffelmayoh!!!!111oneone11one1one11!!!
by Kevin August 05, 2003
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do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event
1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"
by Kevin April 07, 2005
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