Kevin's definitions

Puppy Cup

Method Of Masturbation Where One Cups His Balls With Back Of Hand And Ejaculates On To His Face..

Mike's Flacid For Life. He Will Never Experience Puppy Cupping.

by Kevin January 26, 2004

Homies

Friends, dudes, guys, buddies, pals, amigos, bros, chill partners.

When it was time to go I kissed the homies as is custom.

by Kevin December 11, 2019

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.

Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!

by Kevin November 23, 2003

thubada

n. fecal matter.
also used in the context of the slang term of shit.

That was way too much food! I'm gonna thubada like a madman tonight.

Oh, THUBADA! What the hell is this?!

Yeah, Joseph is a big pile of thubada.

by Kevin February 5, 2004

<3

When you turn your head to the left, <3 looks like a person with a ballsack mouth wearing a dunce cap.

Someone: <3
Someone else: That's gross!
Someone: ?

by Kevin July 22, 2008

dilltweeze

moron, having no common sense, a dumbass.

What a dilltweeze! She cheated on him, and he took her back!

by Kevin March 3, 2005