Kevin's definitions

franky

the reason why he smiles everyday is because he keeps on shovn his pin up his dad's ass all morning and nite
he thinks that he is sexy with that red spiked hair yet is a bloody fuckin ugly homo poof

look at that ugly ragedy homo poof of franky vong

by kevin December 12, 2004

scoob

the act of putting in a fat dip

I my bitch is getting on my nerves I really need to throw in a scoob.

by kevin February 27, 2003

hermaphorditic

having both male and female organs

Max is not a hermaphrodite he is the coolest person in the world

by Kevin April 29, 2003

ass comb

A comb that is used to comb the hair on your hairy ass. You can later cut that hair and weave a blanket for winter.

Vinny recieved an ass comb for Christmas.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

fishmarket

A dirty ass bitch who has a frigging bad stench!!!

Dawg take a dicko at that fishmarket but clip ur nose if u dont wanna "hit the pavement"(to fall)!!!

by Kevin February 3, 2004

poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

by kevin December 22, 2004

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004