Arbitrarism

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.
The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.
by Kevin March 02, 2005
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Weeble

the shit nuggets that get caught in your ass hair
i have weebles
by kevin September 30, 2003
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dead zone

in surfing: the area between two swells where the waves arent breaking.
"hmmm, the waves are breaking further out and closer in, i must be in the dead zone."
by kevin September 10, 2003
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yagh

The area between a females legs. A destination point for all males seeking self actualization
She had a nice yagh. God damn i want some yagh
by Kevin November 11, 2003
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hog

overloading the bottom lip with a big dip
Damn I'm craving some nicotine, I need to throw in a fat hog.
by kevin February 27, 2003
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shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.
Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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Red Bar

a red mark shaped in the likes of the male penis that take form after the female species is slapped by the male species large genital
This girl wanted to look at my penis and when she got close enough I gave her a Red Bar.
by Kevin November 10, 2003
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