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Definitions by Kettlebell 78

Agony troll 

Someone who has a very privileged life without any real world problems yet takes to social media to whine and complain about how miserable they are.

Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
Today Twitter is filled with agony trolls.
Agony troll by Kettlebell 78 August 13, 2018

Non Functional Display Unit

Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.
Sadly many college women today are NDFU ( Non Functional Display Units )
Non Functional Display Unit

Used to describe a female who looks normal, even attractive but suffers from radical feminism, #metoo disease, or some other issue that makes them hate, despise, and fear males, sexuality, and normal social interaction.
Yes, she is pretty but don't waste the effort, she's an NFDU.
nfdu by Kettlebell 78 June 12, 2018
Non-functional display unit. Refers to a female who is attractive and even sexy yet has an horrid personality, or is actually a feminist or prude.
Bro don't waste your time with her, she's just another NFDU.
NFDU by Kettlebell 78 June 6, 2018

Fem-plaining 

The tendency of radical feminists to complain about patriarchy, mistreatment, or any number of ridiculous and easily disproven topics.
You don't want to talk to Becky, since enrolling in gender studies her fem-plaining hasn't stopped.

Pop-left 

One who adheres to or promotes various far-left causes simply because they are currently popular views, not because the individual believes or even understands them.
Ignore her, she's just typical pop-left.
Pop-left by Kettlebell 78 February 27, 2018