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Definitions by KetchupVSKatsup

Landing Gear 

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact
(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.
Landing Gear by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

sneeze queen

person who follows a dramatic and climactic build up of noises and facial contortions with a wimpy sneeze
sick lady : *hhhh-hh-uh-ahh-ahhhhhhuuuahhhh-hhhhhhhh........chew*

bus passenger: damn sneeze queen
sneeze queen by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010