KetchupVSKatsup's definitions

Landing Gear

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact

(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

Spoon Dance

Inevitably using your spoon to submerge fresh crunchy cereal in milk, because some how it makes it taste better.

<Kev's bowl is overflowing with Frosted Flakes so he must do the spoon dance carefully>

by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011