KetchupVSKatsup's definitions

LAMP

Acronym for "laughing at my phone".

Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.

<Senior citizen gets on the Bus wearing her shoes on wrong feet>

Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH

Los: What's funny..?

Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011

Rogue Lash

An eye lash that kamikazes into your food. Instant appetite killer. Unavoidable and always when you least expect it.

Kev clothslined the waiter because he found a rogue lash in his cobb salad.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011