Rogue Lash

An eye lash that kamikazes into your food. Instant appetite killer. Unavoidable and always when you least expect it.

Kev clothslined the waiter because he found a rogue lash in his cobb salad.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 12, 2011

Spoon Dance

Inevitably using your spoon to submerge fresh crunchy cereal in milk, because some how it makes it taste better.

<Kev's bowl is overflowing with Frosted Flakes so he must do the spoon dance carefully>

by KetchupVSKatsup August 12, 2011