KetchupVSKatsup's definitions
The stuff you bite off on accident. Usually when your eating too fast, or chewing gum, or just not paying attention. After which you spend the whole day licking the inside of your mouth because some how you think it will make it heal quicker.
by KetchupVSKatsup December 30, 2011
Get the Jaw Meatmug. Acronym for "laughing at my phone".
Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.
Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.
<Senior citizen gets on the Bus wearing her shoes on wrong feet>
Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH
Los: What's funny..?
Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.
Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH
Los: What's funny..?
Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011
Get the LAMPmug.