KetchupVSKatsup's definitions

sneeze queen

person who follows a dramatic and climactic build up of noises and facial contortions with a wimpy sneeze

sick lady : *hhhh-hh-uh-ahh-ahhhhhhuuuahhhh-hhhhhhhh........chew*

bus passenger: damn sneeze queen

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

LAMP

Acronym for "laughing at my phone".

Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.

<Senior citizen gets on the Bus wearing her shoes on wrong feet>

Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH

Los: What's funny..?

Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011