Schemalea

Someone who sucks

David, you are such a Schemalea face!

by Kenyon May 13, 2004

Choad

A person for whom no visual confimration is necessary to prove that their penis is, in fact, wider than it is long.

Colin and Sandy 'the pear shaped man'

by Kenyon February 08, 2003

roost

Human-Bird hybrids preening and coddling in public as though perched, trapped in a small nest.

Josh and Carrie are really taking their relationship to the next level...look at them roosting over there in the corner.

by Kenyon February 08, 2003

grease chills

A grease chill is what you get when biting into a highly caloric and greasy food. It also occurs most often after the greasy food settles in your stomach.

After I ate that McGriddle it gave me a case of the grease chills.

by Kenyon November 13, 2006

ultimate, the

penis-in-vagina

" Last night Tina experienced the ultimate with Nathan."

by kenyon February 08, 2003

Li'l Tones

an amazing specimen of a person. 5'7" brown hair, blue eyes. gives great handjobs

"Hey Li'l Tones. . ."

by kenyon February 08, 2003

tightey-whiteys

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.

by kenyon December 12, 2003