Tard Wrangler

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.

Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 23, 2004

Sweety the Chick

A really annoying ring-tone often used by chavs.

The advert for this is also on the TV every two seconds.

Oh hell, it's Sweety the Chick again.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Beachy Head

A popular suicide spot in Britain

I'm totally depressed and am going to jump off Beachy Head

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Asunder

Broken apart

<<Gang Member>> "I'll blow ya head asunder wi'd ma shotgun"
<<Gang Member 2>> "Fat chance, you lanky shite."

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 25, 2004

Chaingun Cha-Cha

A Chaingun Cha-Cha is when you shoot someone repeatedly with a sub-machine gun or machine jun while the person is standing up.

The Cha-Cha bit is where the person judders with the force of each bullet, but doesn't fall down.

That noob danced the Chaingun Cha-Cha

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 20, 2004

Chavhunter

A mega agressive person who beats up chavs. Usually a goth who wants revenge.

Chav hunters have have been known to operate in small packs and carry weapons. (Nunchuckers and swords being faves.)

The Chav's Bogeyman

Chav 1: Don't hang around McDonalds, I hear the Chav hunter comes here - and if he catches you...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp July 16, 2005

Blair it up

To lie through your (gappy) teeth - repeatedly.

Tony Blair on Iraq...

Lie 1: WMDs
Lie 2: Over Saddam's affliiation with Ossy B
Lie 3: Build a democracy

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005