a-team ending

Where you end up with your back to the wall, and you somehow pull of a victory against something.

Mr T was cornered in a warehouse with the van. Using equipment there, he turned the van into a tank and smashed his enemies...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Jasper

A large and unusually aggressive flying insect, usually a wasp or bee.

Cripes! Look at the size of that Jasper

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 06, 2005

Chavhunter

A mega agressive person who beats up chavs. Usually a goth who wants revenge.

Chav hunters have have been known to operate in small packs and carry weapons. (Nunchuckers and swords being faves.)

The Chav's Bogeyman

Chav 1: Don't hang around McDonalds, I hear the Chav hunter comes here - and if he catches you...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp July 01, 2005

pseudo-intellectuals

Someone who uses flashy words and quotes from intellectuals to make them sound a bit more clever than they really are because they don't have original thoughts for themselves.

Also see: pretentious

That bloke thinks he's a nihilith - yet he doesn't know anything.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Papa Lazaroux

Creepy

Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.

He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.

Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"

Dude, that flasher was Papa Lazaroux. I'm scared...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 06, 2005

Asunder

Broken apart

<<Gang Member>> "I'll blow ya head asunder wi'd ma shotgun"
<<Gang Member 2>> "Fat chance, you lanky shite."

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 25, 2004

Giffly

Feeling sickly

Ugh, I feel giffly. *wretches*

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2004