Definitions by Kelly

flard 

a combination of lard and fat

I need to exercise to get rid of this flard.

flard by Kelly May 2, 2003

fackle 

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.

Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.

fackle by Kelly May 2, 2003

ur mom 

the person you "popped" out of, after she had sexual inter course, and got prego!

Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"

ur mom by Kelly April 8, 2003

Fugger 

or Fuggered, if one is drunk or out of it. Cynthia and Kelly use it a lot

"Cynthia" Kelly, u look fuggered 2nite

Fugger by Kelly March 18, 2003

floey 

floey is a very smart and intelligent girl with a good sense of humour. Extremely charming

flo means good flow

floey by kelly March 18, 2003

Foob 

kool, tight, up in there

That movie was totally foob.

Foob by Kelly January 29, 2003

floffus 

a really talented punk rock band that will eventually be famous

floffus by Kelly January 3, 2003