Kel's definitions

scorch

to deposit felch by mouth into another person's mouth

after he felched me he scorched me... gross

by kel February 14, 2005

Small Dick Man

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.

Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.

by Kel October 20, 2004

Herbavor

Like a herb but a little worse.

Nate is such a herbavor.

by Kel November 19, 2004

Broadband

Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.

"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"

by Kel September 1, 2003

puddin

The kind of sick boy a girl like me could really miss!

Ollie Lee

by Kel February 26, 2004

tro

tro is slang for metro the car driven by the majority of english males who are 17 and have brought a car for less than £1000

metro owner- 'look theres my tro'
onlooker- 'wow' (unimpressed)

by kel September 22, 2004

amu

minnisotan

amu comes from minnisota.

by kel October 17, 2003