Audient

An audience of one. An attendee at the kind of concert or sporting event where the name of the crowd is published for the benefit of the other participants.

n
1. a spectator or listener, esp at a public event such as a concert or play
2. the person reached by a book, film, or radio or television programme
3. the devotee or follower of a public entertainer, lecturer, etc.
Our band's first concert went well - we were really kicking it. The Audient was overcome with emotion, and promised to bring a friend to the next gig. The bar staff also applauded. The drummer got the audient's phone number !
by KeithMyArthe November 06, 2011
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Misterogyny

hatred, dislike, or mistrust of men. Female equivalent of Misogyny.
Vicky doesn't like him, or his mates: Her misterogyny is affecting her relationships.
by KeithMyArthe September 01, 2007
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PEBKAF

Problem Exists Between Keypad And Floor - Security Company Troubleshooting error description
It wasn't a false alarm - it was PEBKAF error. Dickhead forgot his alarm code. Tit!
by KeithMyArthe September 08, 2007
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Squirmish

A verbal stoush between two or more parties that is so petty, pointless, misinformed or ill-conceived that it makes witnesses wince with embarrassment, or so uncomfortable that they don't know where to look.
Did you hear those two going off at each other across the table? I just don't want to get involved in these squirmishes.
by KeithMyArthe September 26, 2009
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Book

A Book is like .. a non-volatile, stable database that does not lose data no matter how many times you drop it, spill your beer on it, or close it incorrectly. Books are more stable even than Optical Media. Storage is only limited by the amount of space and volume that the owner can physically carry. Some storage units seem to last for years, and whilst the background colour or 'fill' of the pages may degrade to a kind of #F5F5DC beige, the actual data is still readily retrievable.

Books were used for storage before computers. The only reason computers were invented was due to the poor fire retardant properties of the base materials used in the manufacture of books (especially those books used to upset the tribal elders of religious groups) and because books were easy to steal data from. Books have also been used to store ideas for Movies That No-one Has Made Yet.
Bill: 'What's that in your backpack next to your lappie?'
Ted: 'It's a book'
Bill: 'WoW, that's 2665 !'
by KeithMyArthe September 23, 2012
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Frotulate

Froh-tu-layt
–verb (used without object)
1. To mutually stimulate or massage ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
When in a frotulatory frenzy, massive ego stroking is performed to a degree that may almost lead to group orgasm; sexual self-gratification. Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of some of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.
2. to engage in frotulation
–verb (used with a colleague's ego)
3. to practice frotulation upon.
"Steve, how was your first sales meeting?"
"I'm a little spent, boy, that new Sales Manager can frotulate."
by KeithMyArthe March 08, 2008
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spym

Speaking out loud in ways commonly used to converse in text on the internet.

Acronym for 'Speak Properly You Morons'

1. A chatspeak communication not posted on a computer network, text message or sent as e-mail, but verbal.

–verb (used with object)
2. To spym.
Bill: Yo, new skateboard is hectik, it pwns, dude ! W00t !
Ted: I just got spymmed.
by KeithMyArthe September 16, 2009
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