Keeping it real 's definitions

hot trumpet

A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.

That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

thot lot

The wawa parking lot in Dundalk. A parking lot where thots congregate before going out.

Hey, I'm running up to to the thot lot to grab some smokes, you guys need anything?

by Keeping it real October 2, 2015

bubble cheese

A very foul smelling fart that bubbles out of your butthole.

His bubble cheese was so bad it made the girl gag.

by Keeping it real March 4, 2016

dickarbles

Someone who has lost their dick and marbles. They have lost their mind.

That guy has lost his dickarbles If he thinks I'm gonna fix his shitty car for free.

by Keeping it real February 16, 2017

taco dust

When you've eaten tacos that are so seasoned and good that you fart and a little bit of red dust comes out with your fart.

Man those tacos had some awesome seasoning, I bet when I fart I'm going to make Taco dust.

by Keeping it real February 14, 2017

banjo babe

A woman who likes to strum the chest hairs of her man like a Banjo while imitating Banjo sounds..

My woman is one hell of a Banjo babe who can strum them hairs until they smoke.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017