Keeping it real's definitions

waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017

nut thumpin

To have one of your nuts hit the clitoris during intercourse.

Bro, I was banging this girl doggy style last night with such elegance that it had me nut thumpin her so hard she stored my name as thumper in her phone.

by Keeping it real February 15, 2017

taco dust

When you've eaten tacos that are so seasoned and good that you fart and a little bit of red dust comes out with your fart.

Man those tacos had some awesome seasoning, I bet when I fart I'm going to make Taco dust.

by Keeping it real February 14, 2017

banjo babe

A woman who likes to strum the chest hairs of her man like a Banjo while imitating Banjo sounds..

My woman is one hell of a Banjo babe who can strum them hairs until they smoke.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

bubble cheese

A very foul smelling fart that bubbles out of your butthole.

His bubble cheese was so bad it made the girl gag.

by Keeping it real March 4, 2016

owlcan

A make believe hybrid cross between an owl and a falcon.

Holy fucking shit! Did you see that owlcan in that tree back there?

by Keeping it real February 15, 2017

Awesomenation

A combination of the words 'Awesome' and 'Domination' generally referring to any object, substance or concept that is paradigm switching by pushing cool stuff to another level.

That move was just awesomenation

by Keeping it real December 18, 2012