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Indian savory pastries filled with curry, generally potato curry. Quite possibly the most perfect things ever created by humankind, they are a treat for all occasions and a cure for all ills. Well, except violent gastrointestinal upset due to overconsumption, and we won't do that again now will we? Needless to say, they're radtastic.
by Kayl April 9, 2008
Get the samosa mug.1. A colony of <elves> that live on Mt. Lemmon, north of Tucson, AZ. Can only be seen when severly stoned or just very strange.
2. An idiotic inside joke.
2. An idiotic inside joke.
1. "Dude, I saw an Elf on Mt. Lemmon!"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."
"Oh, so you must be very strange."
2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"
"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."
"Oh, so you must be very strange."
2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"
"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."
by Kayl October 3, 2007
Get the Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony mug."Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"
"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."
"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."
by Kayl August 1, 2008
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Get the scrum mug.1. A guy in Super Troopers. A big dumb fatass who is really very sad, in a hilarious sort of way.
2. One of those friends who isn't really your friend...he just sort of hangs around you and takes your cheeky shenanigans way too far to be funny anywhere but in Super Troopers.
2. One of those friends who isn't really your friend...he just sort of hangs around you and takes your cheeky shenanigans way too far to be funny anywhere but in Super Troopers.
1. "I don't wanna large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!"
"Say it! Say Car Ramrod!"
"Pfft. I can say 'meow'...I can say 'moo'. Hell, for 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!"
"License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKERS! BGAWWWW!!!"
2. Guy #1: Hey, maybe we could TP the prof's house...
Guy #2: No man, we should fuckin' TP his house, then screw his wife, then wrap his children in Ace bandages and dangle them out the windows!
Guy #1: Um, no, that wouldn't be funny.
Guy #2: Fuck yeah it would! I'm gonna go!
*runs off alone*
Guy #1: He is such a Farva.
"Say it! Say Car Ramrod!"
"Pfft. I can say 'meow'...I can say 'moo'. Hell, for 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!"
"License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKERS! BGAWWWW!!!"
2. Guy #1: Hey, maybe we could TP the prof's house...
Guy #2: No man, we should fuckin' TP his house, then screw his wife, then wrap his children in Ace bandages and dangle them out the windows!
Guy #1: Um, no, that wouldn't be funny.
Guy #2: Fuck yeah it would! I'm gonna go!
*runs off alone*
Guy #1: He is such a Farva.
by Kayl April 15, 2008
Get the Farva mug.A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.
1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*
by Kayl April 22, 2008
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