Kayl's definitions

Farva

1. A guy in Super Troopers. A big dumb fatass who is really very sad, in a hilarious sort of way.

2. One of those friends who isn't really your friend...he just sort of hangs around you and takes your cheeky shenanigans way too far to be funny anywhere but in Super Troopers.

1. "I don't wanna large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!"
"Say it! Say Car Ramrod!"
"Pfft. I can say 'meow'...I can say 'moo'. Hell, for 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!"
"License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKERS! BGAWWWW!!!"

2. Guy #1: Hey, maybe we could TP the prof's house...
Guy #2: No man, we should fuckin' TP his house, then screw his wife, then wrap his children in Ace bandages and dangle them out the windows!
Guy #1: Um, no, that wouldn't be funny.
Guy #2: Fuck yeah it would! I'm gonna go!
*runs off alone*
Guy #1: He is such a Farva.

by Kayl April 15, 2008

samosa

Indian savory pastries filled with curry, generally potato curry. Quite possibly the most perfect things ever created by humankind, they are a treat for all occasions and a cure for all ills. Well, except violent gastrointestinal upset due to overconsumption, and we won't do that again now will we? Needless to say, they're radtastic.

Sometimes when I try to imagine what God looks like all I see is a samosa.

by Kayl April 9, 2008

Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony

1. A colony of <elves> that live on Mt. Lemmon, north of Tucson, AZ. Can only be seen when severly stoned or just very strange.

2. An idiotic inside joke.

1. "Dude, I saw an Elf on Mt. Lemmon!"

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."

"Oh, so you must be very strange."

2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"

"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."

by Kayl October 3, 2007

failcake

1. All that is fail, or that could be descibed as such.

2. A cake eaten by those that fail.

3. A urinal cake.

"Man, I am such a failcake that I ate a failcake."

"Please, for the sake of my sanity, elaborate."

by Kayl February 22, 2009

hooker's holiday

One's period. The connotations should be obvious.

"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."

by Kayl August 1, 2008

bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

by Kayl April 22, 2008