13 definitions by Kayl

the wrinkled skin of a ballsack
"I gaggled some scrum last night and I'm still picking the pubes out of my teeth!"
"TMI."
by Kayl July 3, 2019
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What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.
Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....

Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.

Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?

Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
by Kayl June 12, 2008
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One's period. The connotations should be obvious.
"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."

by Kayl July 11, 2008
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1. All that is fail, or that could be descibed as such.

2. A cake eaten by those that fail.

3. A urinal cake.
"Man, I am such a failcake that I ate a failcake."

"Please, for the sake of my sanity, elaborate."
by Kayl February 23, 2009
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An interesting, seemingly multipurpose chickpea concoction that plays a ubiquitous role in the Adam Sandler film You Don't Mess With The Zohan.
"What is hummus?"

"It's a very tasty, diarrhea-like substance!"
by Kayl June 13, 2008
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Morgan Spurlock's excuse to prance about in a patriotically-themed banana hammock.
Actually, Supersize Me was a pretty damn good documentary too.
by Kayl April 15, 2008
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