KatieLovesIt!'s definitions

Three hits

Three hits stands for;

My fist hits you
You hit the floor
And the ambulance hits 80!

A phrase which is used as a threat to beat someone up, and consequently put them in hospital.

" i heard about Gaz and your girlfriend, sorry mate"
"that Gaz is going to get the three hits! when i find him!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

Doontang

Whereas males use the phrase "poontang" add a D for Dick and you have doontang. So the ladies can be just as crude when checking out guys!

"check that hot doontang over there Soph!"
"eesh he's hot!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

Rats hammers

This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.

e.g instead of "oh my god!"

"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

Daf

Daf stands for;

Dirty as fuck.

This is a term mainly used against women who give the impression of being slutty;

e.g not alot of clothing

"god she's hot, i love that dress!"
"yeah man she's easy a Daf, could she wear any less clothing?"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

Stand up

A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.

"woah check the size of her"
"yeah man she's tiny, she is easy stand up material!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

Dump valve

Dump valves are fitted to the engines of turbo charged cars and sit between the turbo outlet and the throttle body. These are known for the "tissh" sound when you change gear.
Found already fitted in cars such as a subaru.

Dude i just bought i Subaru, i love the sound of the dump valve when i change gear. Listen it goes "Rummmm tissh!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

Wank tash

This is the hair line which runs below a mans belly button towards his pubes.

"dude you know when i waxed my belly?"
"yeah...?"
"my wank tash has grown back like a afro!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009