KathMac's definitions

next

verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace

Darlin', after what you did to me, I've got half a mind to next you, but I'll give you one more chance.

He's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.

by KathMac December 16, 2008

celebusnit

when a celebrity gets into a snit, often over remarks made by another celebrity

I'm not sure whether it happened to Donald Trump or Rosie O'Donnell first, but eventually both of them got into a celebusnit about his handling of the Miss USA scandal and her remarks about it.

by KathMac December 9, 2008

HTFPD

hair-trigger finger-pointing disorder (HTFPD): a tendency to place blame on another without careful consideration

An easy-going and non-judgmental individual, David is the least likely of my friends to suffer from HTFPD.

by KathMac December 14, 2008

HTFPD

hair-trigger finger-pointing disorder (HTFPD): a tendency to place blame on another without careful consideration

An easy-going and non-judgmental individual, David is the least likely of my friends to suffer from HTFPD.

by KathMac December 13, 2008

Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)

Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."

by KathMac December 9, 2008

nom de net

Internet alias or pseudonym; like a “pen name” (“nom de plume”); similar to “nom de guerre,” “nom de web,” and “nom de blog.

For internet safety, I protect my identity by using KathMac as a “nom de net.”

by KathMac December 14, 2008

HTFPD

hair-trigger finger-pointing disorder: a tendency to place blame on another without careful consideration

An easy-going and non-judgmental individual, David is the least likely of my friends to suffer from HTFPD.

by KathMac December 12, 2008