5 definitions by Kashmir Cardigan

headswim

(noun) a subdued thrumming in the head that is more unsettling than uncomfortable, and does not hurt so much as just feels strange, not at the level of a headache, something lighter, usually induced by substance abuse or an almost-hangover therefrom, but potentially resulting from anything, or nothing, for all you know.

Jake attributed his headswim the next morning to the brand of the whiskey rather than the amount.

"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."

by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome

(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse

"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."

by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

explanibrag

Bragging under the guise of an explanation. One typically thinks he/she can get away with it because the person they're bragging to asked for the explanation.

K: Why didn't you reblog that photo if you like it so much?
J: I can't just reblog anything, I have 82 followers and they expect consistency.
K: Nice explanibrag.
J: What? I'm just answering your question.
K: uhuh

by Kashmir Cardigan February 23, 2012

shimpfwort

German for vulgar expletive.

Slavoj Zizek: I will now use a shimpfwort

by Kashmir Cardigan June 1, 2022

Skatooterike

(v.) to skateboard, scooter, and bike collectively when not everyone in the group has all of one or the other.

Kevin: Let's skate on Friday.
Joey: Naw I'm finna scooter.
Storm: I just got a new fixie, let's bike.
Kevin: Fuck, I guess we'll just skatooterike.

by Kashmir Cardigan November 13, 2011