(v.) to skateboard, scooter, and bike collectively when not everyone in the group has all of one or the other.
Kevin: Let's skate on Friday.
Joey: Naw I'm finna scooter.
Storm: I just got a new fixie, let's bike.
Kevin: Fuck, I guess we'll just skatooterike.
Joey: Naw I'm finna scooter.
Storm: I just got a new fixie, let's bike.
Kevin: Fuck, I guess we'll just skatooterike.
by Kashmir Cardigan November 13, 2011
(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse
"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."
by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017
(noun) a subdued thrumming in the head that is more unsettling than uncomfortable, and does not hurt so much as just feels strange, not at the level of a headache, something lighter, usually induced by substance abuse or an almost-hangover therefrom, but potentially resulting from anything, or nothing, for all you know.
Jake attributed his headswim the next morning to the brand of the whiskey rather than the amount.
"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."
"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."
by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017
Bragging under the guise of an explanation. One typically thinks he/she can get away with it because the person they're bragging to asked for the explanation.
K: Why didn't you reblog that photo if you like it so much?
J: I can't just reblog anything, I have 82 followers and they expect consistency.
K: Nice explanibrag.
J: What? I'm just answering your question.
K: uhuh
J: I can't just reblog anything, I have 82 followers and they expect consistency.
K: Nice explanibrag.
J: What? I'm just answering your question.
K: uhuh
by Kashmir Cardigan February 23, 2012
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