KarmaLog's definitions

Bitchface Liar

Woman who exploits every possible emotional vulnerability to attempt to avoid retribution for her actions. Often walks around acting "scarred," morose, or exerts excessive Pride to intimidate others as every past occurrence is reconsidered to victimize herself to deter the accuser or gain group support against them.

A Satanic Sociopath.
A Be'elzebub.

"Dude, she's crying! Why are you being such an asshole?"
"How many times do I have to tell you, this woman is a Bitchface Liar, I've seen her practice that a hundred times. Even an actress can do that."
"Oh...right..."

by KarmaLog July 5, 2018

Scuzzy Fuckloser

1. Some emotionally-gnarled or overly egotistic male who seeks nothing but reproductive acts for no effort or through intimidation or coercion of a female or her friends. Aggressive or manipulative in order to maintain a consistent supply of genital stimulation. Obesity, personal troubles, money, threats, and other irrelevant personal details are used to entice, impress, guilt, or peer pressure the individual into complying.

2. A pity fuck, or the boyfriend of a vulnerable, emotionally-distraught female who can't find someone that treats her like she desires to be.

"That girl never knew what she had until she figured out her new boyfriend is a Scuzzy Fuckloser."

"I can't believe she's with a guy like that."
"Yeah, he's had it rough, his mom just died."
"Scuzzy Fuckloser, something about him just really bugs me..."
"Yeah, he's been telling every girl in the neighborhood that."
"That'd be why!"

by KarmaLog July 6, 2018

Awesum

An action, event, or work that, in it's totality, elicits the facial or emotional response of "awe" from the viewer.
Astonishment at the grandiosity or quality of the entity, not "aw" at it's cute face.
A compliment.

This version of the spelling avoids confusion by learners of the language one might encounter when considering the juxtaposition of "awesome," or "awe at something."

"That show was awesum!"

by KarmaLog July 17, 2018

Bitch

A female dog used by the Amish for breeding purposes.
A woman who is seen by her man or female peers as a "walking chemistry set"
A male who uses a woman for the aforementioned, and realizes not his impact on the children he creates.

"Man, shit you not, she's such a bitch."
"You too, huh? Man, my bitch just won't stop."

by KarmaLog July 26, 2018

Dog

A male of "above average" sexual interest or exhibited effort.
A female who accepts sex willingly and easily as others see it.
Soldiers in a military, as they wear "dog tags," or for their perceived loyalty to their nation.
These individuals are often seen in groups.

Often used as an insult, may also be used as a friendly cognomen or moniker.

"Man, you are such a dog!"

by KarmaLog July 27, 2018

Fuckin' with my head

For someone to use psychology to manipulate another, either by coy deception or paradoxes. To mislead another with words or wit. To deceive them with a false impression, but lead them to believe your actions are intentionally suspect.

"You looked really stressed. Something wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, she keeps fuckin' with my head!"

by KarmaLog July 31, 2018

Hit Me Up

To "hit someone up," to contact them, often by a telephone to talk or make plans.

"Hit me up later!"
"Will do!"

by KarmaLog July 31, 2018