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Definitions by KarmaLog

A female dog used by the Amish for breeding purposes.
A woman who is seen by her man or female peers as a "walking chemistry set"
A male who uses a woman for the aforementioned, and realizes not his impact on the children he creates.
"Man, shit you not, she's such a bitch."
"You too, huh? Man, my bitch just won't stop."
Bitch by KarmaLog July 26, 2018
An action, event, or work that, in it's totality, elicits the facial or emotional response of "awe" from the viewer.
Astonishment at the grandiosity or quality of the entity, not "aw" at it's cute face.
A compliment.

This version of the spelling avoids confusion by learners of the language one might encounter when considering the juxtaposition of "awesome," or "awe at something."
"That show was awesum!"
Awesum by KarmaLog July 17, 2018

Scuzzy Fuckloser 

1. Some emotionally-gnarled or overly egotistic male who seeks nothing but reproductive acts for no effort or through intimidation or coercion of a female or her friends. Aggressive or manipulative in order to maintain a consistent supply of genital stimulation. Obesity, personal troubles, money, threats, and other irrelevant personal details are used to entice, impress, guilt, or peer pressure the individual into complying.

2. A pity fuck, or the boyfriend of a vulnerable, emotionally-distraught female who can't find someone that treats her like she desires to be.
"That girl never knew what she had until she figured out her new boyfriend is a Scuzzy Fuckloser."

"I can't believe she's with a guy like that."
"Yeah, he's had it rough, his mom just died."
"Scuzzy Fuckloser, something about him just really bugs me..."
"Yeah, he's been telling every girl in the neighborhood that."
"That'd be why!"
Scuzzy Fuckloser by KarmaLog July 6, 2018

Bitchface Liar

Woman who exploits every possible emotional vulnerability to attempt to avoid retribution for her actions. Often walks around acting "scarred," morose, or exerts excessive Pride to intimidate others as every past occurrence is reconsidered to victimize herself to deter the accuser or gain group support against them.

A Satanic Sociopath.
A Be'elzebub.
"Dude, she's crying! Why are you being such an asshole?"
"How many times do I have to tell you, this woman is a Bitchface Liar, I've seen her practice that a hundred times. Even an actress can do that."
"Oh...right..."
Bitchface Liar by KarmaLog July 5, 2018

Boy's Butt 

A Satanic Magick trick used against naive women to induce "Gender Dysphoric Disorder."
"Tina, you think you're sooo hot, but you know what everyone else is too afraid to tell you? You have a BOY'S BUTT!"
Boy's Butt by KarmaLog July 3, 2018

Daddy's Girl 

A Satanic Magick trick used to induce "Sexual Phobia" in naive males, implying the daughter engages in sexual relations with her father.
"Dude, I love this girl, she's amazing!"
"Yeah...but you know she's a 'Daddy's Girl,' right?"
Daddy's Girl by KarmaLog July 3, 2018

Satanic Magick 

Usage of societal norms and expected thought structures or mental models of individuals to confuse, entire, educate, or solve the emotional woes of individuals through interpersonal psychological interaction and manipulation.

A proof of competence and experience in a field, profession, or social group.

Only an idiot would understand it.
;)
"No one ever speaks about Satanic Magick, only movie magic!"
"And I bet you think all white women have blond hair and black women wear hoop ear rings, huh?"
Satan wins again!
Satanic Magick by KarmaLog July 3, 2018