When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.
That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.
by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024
Being Runyaned occurs when part of the large intestine's lowest section (rectum) slips outside the muscular opening at the end of the digestive tract (anus). While rectal prolapse may cause discomfort, it's rarely a medical emergency.
That dumb twat made all that money on OF for people paying to see her tight pink bleached asshole. The next step for her is to get into movies using that shit pipe. I bet her butthole is Runyaned in two weeks flat.
by Karl Hungus March 17, 2023
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by Karl Hungus January 12, 2004
The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.
Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.
I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
by Karl Hungus February 05, 2023
A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.
That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.
by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023
An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier
Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024