Karl Hungus's definitions
As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.
Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.
by Karl Hungus March 8, 2023
Get the Step Twomug. Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.
Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
Get the Moistachemug. Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. When you just know you are better than fate, and irony and all that other predetermined or random nonsense that you just say 'Fuquet' chug some Wild Turkey and drive on into work. The world is yours to shit on, and you are above it all. The most self-important dumb bitch in county lock up with that big white ass that is screaming to get cracked open by the sisters.
Did you see that guy on the news? He got pulled for DUI on the drive to work. He told the cop 'it's ok, I'm on my way to the airfield, I'm the pilot'. Motherfucker just said Fuquet and did it live. Full send.
by Karl Hungus February 17, 2023
Get the Fuquetmug. 1. to take down a huge hand in poker (i.e. winning a hand by a landslide, a full house vs. one pair.)
2. to make girls cream their panties once they set eyes on a person of the oppsite sex
2. to make girls cream their panties once they set eyes on a person of the oppsite sex
1. He wolfed that pot, now he's sitting high with a boatload of chips.
2. You see Jaime wolf when she took a gander at Dick's huge cock.
2. You see Jaime wolf when she took a gander at Dick's huge cock.
by Karl Hungus February 16, 2004
Get the wolf (v)mug. The sound and or proposition of a homosexual Russian to obtain a mouthful of cock so as the gag reflex is actually muffled by the breadth and depth of the intruding cock.
It is TK day again, You know that boner is back in his CHU waiting for his roommate ....OTTT...Giddens
by Karl Hungus January 11, 2023
Get the OTTTmug. Giving another person or sometimes and inanimate object an extra intimate hug. And when you do, you straddle the target area with one or more leg so that your dick region, or where a pen15 object may grow or where one used to grow, or where you want to grow one, physically rubs up against your significant item. It is literally the opposite of a one arm- ass-out hug, and it is also meant to be the exact opposite. You want your sausage in their pocket, and you want them to know it is there, and you care.
I hadn't seen Stu in years, and I missed him. So, I went in for a loving dick lean. And to my surprise and joy, he dick leaned me back! We just stood their and leaned in some more.
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
Get the Dick Leanmug.