Vitamin D

The need for dick/penis/meat

Hey Dr. Dave! I’m low on vitamin D, how bout you treat me for it
Dr. Dave: well I’ll whip out some quality D

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Anime

A pretty kick ass form of entertainment

Yo bro, I here Pewdepie watches anime

by Kapitän March 05, 2021

Birdman

A modern marine biologist who specializes in the identification, containment, and elimination of humpback whales

Yo bro, you here birdman got a twitch and a second channel on YouTube you should checkout and subscribe to

by Kapitän November 28, 2020

Spread dem cheeks

A phrase used to an asshole whom should suck ones dick

Yo, get on your knees, unzip my pants, and spread dem cheeks

by Kapitän February 27, 2021

Feminist

A human with a severe mental illness, identified by the persistent spewing of patriarchy bullshit. In its later forms the person takes on a marine mammal form (typically a whale) and swims to the aquatic land of stupidity.

Man, let me catch my son trying to become a feminist

by Kapitän December 22, 2020

Meat

The big thing between my legs

Yo bro, you want some of this meat?
Yo bitch! Shove your own meat up your own ass

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Pussy magnet

A magnet mainly on a car that resembles or symbolizes a women’s pussy

Man, that women has a massive pussy magnet

by Kapitän November 22, 2020