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Meat

The big thing between my legs
Yo bro, you want some of this meat?
Yo bitch! Shove your own meat up your own ass
by Kapitän November 22, 2020
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Spread dem cheeks

A phrase used to an asshole whom should suck ones dick
Yo, get on your knees, unzip my pants, and spread dem cheeks
by Kapitän February 27, 2021
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Anime

Yo bro, I here Pewdepie watches anime
by Kapitän March 5, 2021
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The Starbucks effect

The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.
A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect
by Kapitän December 1, 2020
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Birdman

A modern marine biologist who specializes in the identification, containment, and elimination of humpback whales
Yo bro, you here birdman got a twitch and a second channel on YouTube you should checkout and subscribe to
by Kapitän November 28, 2020
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Urban dictionaries censorship

The stupid censorship promoted by the Eugene pussies over at urban dictionary
Yo bro, everyone hates urban dictionaries censorship so much, I think I’ll make it a word on their own site
by Kapitän November 22, 2020
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Dickwad

An adjective used to describe a male whom acts no better than the tiny stick of meat hanging between his legs
You’re a dickwad
All monkeys are dickwads
by Kapitän November 22, 2020
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