18 definitions by Kapitän

Whale

A fat person

Yo bro, My meat ain’t for no whales

by Kapitän December 2, 2020

Meat

The big thing between my legs

Yo bro, you want some of this meat?
Yo bitch! Shove your own meat up your own ass

by Kapitän November 23, 2020

Vitamin D

The need for dick/penis/meat

Hey Dr. Dave! I’m low on vitamin D, how bout you treat me for it
Dr. Dave: well I’ll whip out some quality D

by Kapitän November 23, 2020

An it

A human who isn't a male or a female or is unequal to a typical male or a typical female

I’m no longer a female!

So your an it

by Kapitän November 23, 2020

Pussy slayer

A person who fucks women like a champion

Damn bro, kaseys a total pussy slayer

by Kapitän November 23, 2020

Anti-vax

A mental illness where a person without reason or neurological processes thinks vaccinations cause autism

Yo, to everyone who won’t get the COVID vaccine, you suck, and your new name is anti-vax

by Kapitän December 23, 2020

Assholery

The art of being an asshole

Yo bro, I’ve become proficient in the art of assholery

by Kapitän March 6, 2021