Definitions by Kapitän

Bamboozled 

When a man is tricked into a relationship with a she male who still has a dick

Yo bro, we makes just keep getting bamboozled

Bamboozled by Kapitän December 1, 2020

The Starbucks effect 

The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.

A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect

The Starbucks effect by Kapitän December 1, 2020

Whale 

A fat person

Yo bro, My meat ain’t for no whales

Whale by Kapitän December 1, 2020

Birdman 

A modern marine biologist who specializes in the identification, containment, and elimination of humpback whales

Yo bro, you here birdman got a twitch and a second channel on YouTube you should checkout and subscribe to

Birdman by Kapitän November 28, 2020

Urban dictionaries censorship 

The stupid censorship promoted by the Eugene pussies over at urban dictionary

Yo bro, everyone hates urban dictionaries censorship so much, I think I’ll make it a word on their own site

Urban dictionaries censorship by Kapitän November 22, 2020

An it 

A human who isn't a male or a female or is unequal to a typical male or a typical female

I’m no longer a female!

So your an it

An it by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Vitamin D 

The need for dick/penis/meat

Hey Dr. Dave! I’m low on vitamin D, how bout you treat me for it
Dr. Dave: well I’ll whip out some quality D

Vitamin D by Kapitän November 22, 2020