Kapitän 's definitions

Meat

The big thing between my legs

Yo bro, you want some of this meat?
Yo bitch! Shove your own meat up your own ass

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Spread dem cheeks

A phrase used to an asshole whom should suck ones dick

Yo, get on your knees, unzip my pants, and spread dem cheeks

by Kapitän February 27, 2021

Anime

A pretty kick ass form of entertainment

Yo bro, I here Pewdepie watches anime

by Kapitän March 5, 2021

The Starbucks effect

The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.

A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect

by Kapitän December 1, 2020

Birdman

A modern marine biologist who specializes in the identification, containment, and elimination of humpback whales

Yo bro, you here birdman got a twitch and a second channel on YouTube you should checkout and subscribe to

by Kapitän November 28, 2020

Urban dictionaries censorship

The stupid censorship promoted by the Eugene pussies over at urban dictionary

Yo bro, everyone hates urban dictionaries censorship so much, I think I’ll make it a word on their own site

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Dickwad

An adjective used to describe a male whom acts no better than the tiny stick of meat hanging between his legs

You’re a dickwad
All monkeys are dickwads

by Kapitän November 22, 2020