A: (noun) A girl who frequently gives guys blow jobs. This is the literal meaning for penis-breath.
B: (adj) To have smelly breath so that people sitting around you back away from you
C: (noun) An out-of-the-blue insult, for example calling someone a bitch or a dickhead.
B: (adj) To have smelly breath so that people sitting around you back away from you
C: (noun) An out-of-the-blue insult, for example calling someone a bitch or a dickhead.
A: *sexual tone*
"Hey, how would you like to come to my place tonight?"
"Errr..."
"Don't worry. I don't have penis-breath."
B: *whispering*
"His breath stinks! Let's just go now."
"Well there really is no point in sitting next to that penis-breath."
C: "Why didn't you come and meet me after school you penis-breath?"
"Oh sorry my bitchy English teacher gave me a detention."
"Hey, how would you like to come to my place tonight?"
"Errr..."
"Don't worry. I don't have penis-breath."
B: *whispering*
"His breath stinks! Let's just go now."
"Well there really is no point in sitting next to that penis-breath."
C: "Why didn't you come and meet me after school you penis-breath?"
"Oh sorry my bitchy English teacher gave me a detention."
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
(verb) A double slang term of lol, however adding some emphasis on it, lolz is actually a sign that instead of lazily typing lol that the person genuinely finds your comment funny.
An Internet Slang root; lol
An Internet Slang root; lol
Random1: i hate that new kid he is such an ass-wipe
Random2: i kno hes such an ass wipe that even toilet paper has him hanging on the wall
Random1: lolz
Random2: i kno hes such an ass wipe that even toilet paper has him hanging on the wall
Random1: lolz
by Kamikaze Watermelon October 09, 2008
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 12, 2009
1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."
"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."
2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."
"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."
2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 04, 2008
"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 05, 2008
"Hey, watch this video."
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 12, 2009
1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.
1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."
2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."
3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."
2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."
3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 05, 2008