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Definitions by Kamikaze Watermelon

Mental Health Hotline 

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!
You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.

bird's eye boob

when you are walking on a higher level than a girl (eg; when she is sitting down or you look out from a freeway overpass) and she is wearing a dress and you can see her naked boobs from your angle.
"Hey! Check it out! Look at that chick below the bridge!"
"Wow! We've got a bird's eye boob!"

Allah damn it! 

used my muslims as a replacement to saying "god damn it" by christians
Christian person: Hahaha! I owned you at Call of Duty
Muslim person: Allah damn it!

Achmed the dead terrorist 

A funny show on YouTube and some American TV channel created by Jeff Dunham
"Hey, watch this video."
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"
short for "fucking funny" used when something is so funny you actually laugh about it for days
"Have you seen Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yes! It's so fuckny!"
fuckny by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009

Jeff Dunham 

the ventriquolist who created Achmed the dead terrorist shown on YouTube and some American TV show
"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."
Jeff Dunham by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009
Abbreviation for YOung PEople's Fear Of Drugs. Also see groufe in general.

Yopefod is a term for when kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because of the stories they hear of postgraduates taking drugs and they don't want to be a hoon.
My friend was really not looking forward to a career. I think it was a case of yopefod.
yopefod by Kamikaze Watermelon January 6, 2009