Definitions by Kamikaze Possum

Kamiconsecrate

Your devotion to your partner encouraged you to consecrate the marriage, but you don't want children, so you attack with full force, annihilating any potential fertilization, like a kamikaze pilot..... "Your man parts scramble the eggs"

I kamiconsecrated my wife, to the point that I'm exhausted.... So, no kids for at least ten months. Might have scrambled the uterus itself.

Kamiconsecrate by Kamikaze Possum March 8, 2026

Unconstrutiable 

When you want to create something beautiful, but can't fully express yourself

This invention is incredible, but I can't even believe what we've achieved. The magnitude of this is unconstrutiable.

Unconstrutiable by Kamikaze Possum August 25, 2025

Sentaguiliferent 

An adult who was never molested as a child, but exclusively because they were too hot. Worthy of molestation, but intimidating to the aggressor.

tommy was a sufficient lay, but Matt would have been preferred had he not been so sentaguiliferent

Sentaguiliferent by Kamikaze Possum August 24, 2025

skatteboed

Politely participating in a civilized engagement, then literally defecating on the opposition

I had nothing against Iowa State personally, but they just had to get Skatteboed

skatteboed by Kamikaze Possum December 7, 2024

skatteboed

Politely engaging in a civilized engagement, then literally defecating on the opposition

I had nothing against Iowa State personally, but they just had to get Skatteboed

skatteboed by Kamikaze Possum December 7, 2024

Baby cousin 

Your sister or brother's child, who exists as one of the 11 recognized genders, but you can't really be bothered to think too much about it, so yeah; baby cousin.

Yeah, you know Ronnie's friend AJ? Her man's...... Baby cousin

Baby cousin by Kamikaze Possum September 25, 2024

Siblingaling 

An all encompassing term, describing the aggregate total of all of one's nieces, nephews, and all other self identifying of "baby cousins".

Suzanne can do what she wants. You'll still be my favorite siblingaling Mads. Until my immortal presence is extinguished.

Siblingaling by Kamikaze Possum September 25, 2024