KRiver's definitions
Wrestling term, basically a Full Nelson except the individual performing the move also inserts their dick inside the anus of the recipient. Creating a 3 point hold that’s impossible to break free from.
by KRiver September 16, 2018
Get the Chuff Lockmug. The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.
by KRiver January 8, 2017
Get the Rusty Snowplowmug. An embarrassing maneuver that can happen when your parents make you go to a Labor Day BBQ at your uncle Jimmys doublewide complex in “the country”, your cousins convince you to try a backflip on their $189 Sams Club trampoline, Resulting in a upside down faceplant so hard that your spine curves up like a scorpions tail and your heels hit you in the back of the head.
by KRiver September 4, 2019
Get the Scorpolinemug. When you’re kind of friends with a coworker, but won’t classify them as one or the other because of your fear of commitment.
Jacob took his Friendoworker out for pizza on their lunch break today for a meeting with “benefits”.
by KRiver September 26, 2019
Get the Friendoworkermug. by KRiver September 28, 2018
Get the Suck It.mug. A vengeful sexual maneuver where you find out your partner is sympathetic toward people of the Jewish religion or descent, so to get even, you "go dry" into their Butthole, proceeding to ejaculate into their Rectum to create 6 million fleeting lives in a gas chamber.
Last night, Audriana said she wasn't gonna eat the Pork Loin I smoked. So after she finished her Bagel, I made her watch American History X, then I gave her a Reverse Hitler!
by KRiver March 8, 2017
Get the Reverse Hitlermug. When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.
by KRiver February 6, 2015
Get the newborn kittenmug.