An embarrassing maneuver that can happen when your parents make you go to a Labor Day BBQ at your uncle Jimmys doublewide complex in “the country”, your cousins convince you to try a backflip on their $189 Sams Club trampoline, Resulting in a upside down faceplant so hard that your spine curves up like a scorpions tail and your heels hit you in the back of the head.
by KRiver September 04, 2019
A vengeful sexual maneuver where you find out your partner is sympathetic toward people of the Jewish religion or descent, so to get even, you "go dry" into their Butthole, proceeding to ejaculate into their Rectum to create 6 million fleeting lives in a gas chamber.
Last night, Audriana said she wasn't gonna eat the Pork Loin I smoked. So after she finished her Bagel, I made her watch American History X, then I gave her a Reverse Hitler!
by KRiver March 09, 2017
When you’re kind of friends with a coworker, but won’t classify them as one or the other because of your fear of commitment.
Jacob took his Friendoworker out for pizza on their lunch break today for a meeting with “benefits”.
by KRiver September 26, 2019
When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.
by KRiver February 07, 2015
Going to Bars on busy nights such as Valentine’s Day to “shop” for someone else’s unwanted “Second Hand crap”.
Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.
by KRiver February 15, 2020
by KRiver September 28, 2018
The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.
by KRiver December 22, 2016