doig

A woman who likes really hard fast sex.

She was going like a doig last night.

by KL June 27, 2003

plonker

A stupid person
A penis

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!

by KL June 27, 2003

pant-must

The musty smell a male gender develops in the crotch/nutsack region.

Since Barney had sour pant-must smell, this hindered his blow job potential.

by KL March 11, 2005

poo poker

A homosexual male.

The poo poker shagged his ass!

by KL June 27, 2003

pittsburg platter

the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.

I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!

by KL June 03, 2003

flump

An overweight woman who is addicted to sex.

That flump crushed me last night!

by KL June 29, 2003

Klman88

QWNAGE! Founder of KLIC.

Klman88 qwns.

by KL January 29, 2003