Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"
by KImCobain June 16, 2018
What you get for doing your best friend's girl or guy. You lose your best friend and usually the girlfriend or boyfriend goes back to him or her because it was a drunken mistake.
I never should have slept with Glenn after the party. He went back to Kate and gave me a killer heartbreak.
by KImCobain February 24, 2015
by KImCobain July 10, 2017
Friends who make plans and then ditch at the last minute - even when you are already at the bar or restaurant.
Don't bother making plans to meet up with Pete - he's such an acehole that you'll be sitting at the bar alone all night.
by KImCobain August 25, 2017
1. A person who talks too fast and too much. The fast talker won't wait for a break in the conversation, they just overtalk everyone else.
2. A bad actress who rushes her lines because she's afraid of forgetting them.
2. A bad actress who rushes her lines because she's afraid of forgetting them.
by KImCobain February 28, 2015
Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.
by KImCobain July 26, 2017
An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.
by KImCobain February 11, 2015