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fender jagstang

A hybrid Fender electric which crossed the Fender Jaguar with the Fender Mustang. Kurt Cobain designed this guitar by taking Polaroids of the guitars, cutting them in half and combining them.
The Fender Jagstang is no longer in production.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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Weinstein

If this guy tries to Weinstein me, I'm gonna cut off his little Harvey!
by KImCobain October 15, 2017
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Foxy News

A Fox channel phenom wherein every news anchor is sexy hot or at least gorgeous. This applies to men as well as women. Not a single person on this news channel is less than an "8" and bonus - they're all college educated and brilliant with not an airhead to be found.
There is not a single bubble headed bleach blonde on Foxy News!
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
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0% interest for x months

A sales tactic targeted mostly at people without money, good credit or low interest credit cards. Means the financial entity will keep accruing interest at a generally usurious interest rate until the conclusion of the specified number of months. If the purchase isn't paid in full by then, the buyer gets hit with an enormous "balloon" of accrued interest. Unless you can pay the purchase off quickly, you're a huge sucker.
Buy this incredibly marked up living room set today and get 0% interest for X months!
by KImCobain March 13, 2015
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Man Face

The grown up version of a once super hot young man look. Worst case scenarios are brought about by excessive partying and drug and alcohol abuse.
Vince Neal was the bomb until he got man face.
by KImCobain January 5, 2018
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Time-sucker

Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
by KImCobain March 5, 2015
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Frozen Soap Clones

Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.
Most of the original cast of the Young & The Restless are now Frozen Soap Clones.
by KImCobain July 26, 2017
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