perfect condition

An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.
Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.
by KImCobain February 11, 2015
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Whoopsie Daisies

An antiquated expression generally meaning "oops" or "whoops". This is used almost exclusively by nerds and gay men, especially when executing a clumsy or cloddish movement such as falling over a chair or slipping on an icy walkway.
While clumsily attempting to ice skate a real tool slips and falls, and when his butt contacts with the ice he yells out "whoopsie daisies!"
by KImCobain March 03, 2015
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dances with wolves

The act wherein hot girls have to sideswipe or pass through a flock of foul and desperate dudes in a crowded bar.
It's always the same Dances With Wolves on the weekend at any large and heavily frequented bar in Denver, Colorado.
by KImCobain February 26, 2015
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headwire

Severe head issues - can either be an unmedicated bipolar or just a psychotic in general. They're good at escaping but better at flaking out.
Blake turned out to be a real headwire.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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Artificial Sweetner Voice

A singing style characterized by fake sweetness and breathy hoo-oohs woos and ye-aah-yas.
Brittney Spears' artificial Sweetner voice with auto tune sounds like human trafficking.
by KImCobain June 12, 2016
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Time-sucker

Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
by KImCobain March 06, 2015
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giving me the gears

To harass, annoy or throttle someone - similar to giving someone shit or just bothering the living hell out of them.
Ramon has a bad habit of always giving me the gears.
by KImCobain March 04, 2015
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