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Artificial Sweetner Voice

A singing style characterized by fake sweetness and breathy hoo-oohs woos and ye-aah-yas.
Brittney Spears' artificial Sweetner voice with auto tune sounds like human trafficking.
by KImCobain June 12, 2016
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Crussmus

Redneck for Christmas - how many U's do there have to be in this word? Often used with "Murry' preceding.
Don't y'all worry none, I'll be back in time for Crussmus. Y'all have a Murry Crussmus.
by KImCobain February 27, 2015
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Frozen Soap Clones

Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.
Most of the original cast of the Young & The Restless are now Frozen Soap Clones.
by KImCobain July 26, 2017
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popes in a volkswagen

A frat party go to wherein the goal is to cram as many guys as possible into a Volkswagen Beetle. Generally results in at least one person experiencing a near death experience from suffocation.
Sigma Chi Will be going for a record popes in a Volkswagen Friday night.
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
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Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
by KImCobain June 11, 2016
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Yeah no

An annoying and obnoxious phrase uttered by the simple minded, who don't think before they speak. It's a manner of habit for most who use it.
Lance: "Is that included in the price you quoted?"
Rep: "Yeah no, you need to upgrade for that"
by KImCobain April 22, 2015
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Time-sucker

Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
by KImCobain March 5, 2015
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