KImCobain's definitions
Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.
by KImCobain July 26, 2017
Get the Frozen Soap Clonesmug. Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
by KImCobain March 5, 2015
Get the Time-suckermug. The grown up version of a once super hot young man look. Worst case scenarios are brought about by excessive partying and drug and alcohol abuse.
by KImCobain January 5, 2018
Get the Man Facemug. A Fox channel phenom wherein every news anchor is sexy hot or at least gorgeous. This applies to men as well as women. Not a single person on this news channel is less than an "8" and bonus - they're all college educated and brilliant with not an airhead to be found.
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
Get the Foxy Newsmug. A sales tactic targeted mostly at people without money, good credit or low interest credit cards. Means the financial entity will keep accruing interest at a generally usurious interest rate until the conclusion of the specified number of months. If the purchase isn't paid in full by then, the buyer gets hit with an enormous "balloon" of accrued interest. Unless you can pay the purchase off quickly, you're a huge sucker.
by KImCobain March 13, 2015
Get the 0% interest for x monthsmug. Not what he appears to be; usually a man who doesn't appear to be tough but is really a major badass
by KImCobain February 23, 2015
Get the He Ain't Truemug. Plenty Of Freaks - this is the REAL meaning of the acronym for the so-called free dating site known as Plenty of Fish. This site is so full of losers and freaks that it should be a recruiting site for Barnum & Bailey.
Whatever you do, stay OFF POF. It may be free, but it's a bunch of crazy Barneys. Sadly, you get what you pay for.
by KImCobain February 25, 2015
Get the POFmug.