KImCobain's definitions
A hybrid Fender electric which crossed the Fender Jaguar with the Fender Mustang. Kurt Cobain designed this guitar by taking Polaroids of the guitars, cutting them in half and combining them.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
Get the fender jagstangmug. by KImCobain October 15, 2017
Get the Weinsteinmug. A Fox channel phenom wherein every news anchor is sexy hot or at least gorgeous. This applies to men as well as women. Not a single person on this news channel is less than an "8" and bonus - they're all college educated and brilliant with not an airhead to be found.
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
Get the Foxy Newsmug. A sales tactic targeted mostly at people without money, good credit or low interest credit cards. Means the financial entity will keep accruing interest at a generally usurious interest rate until the conclusion of the specified number of months. If the purchase isn't paid in full by then, the buyer gets hit with an enormous "balloon" of accrued interest. Unless you can pay the purchase off quickly, you're a huge sucker.
by KImCobain March 13, 2015
Get the 0% interest for x monthsmug. The grown up version of a once super hot young man look. Worst case scenarios are brought about by excessive partying and drug and alcohol abuse.
by KImCobain January 5, 2018
Get the Man Facemug. Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
by KImCobain March 5, 2015
Get the Time-suckermug. Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.
by KImCobain July 26, 2017
Get the Frozen Soap Clonesmug.