Definitions by KImCobain

Foxy News 

A Fox channel phenom wherein every news anchor is sexy hot or at least gorgeous. This applies to men as well as women. Not a single person on this news channel is less than an "8" and bonus - they're all college educated and brilliant with not an airhead to be found.

There is not a single bubble headed bleach blonde on Foxy News!

Foxy News by KImCobain March 2, 2015

Crussmus

Redneck for Christmas - how many U's do there have to be in this word? Often used with "Murry' preceding.

Don't y'all worry none, I'll be back in time for Crussmus. Y'all have a Murry Crussmus.

Crussmus by KImCobain February 27, 2015

Motormouth 

1. A person who talks too fast and too much. The fast talker won't wait for a break in the conversation, they just overtalk everyone else.
2. A bad actress who rushes her lines because she's afraid of forgetting them.

Don't invite Mia to the party, she's an obnoxious motormouth.

Motormouth by KImCobain February 27, 2015

dances with wolves 

The act wherein hot girls have to sideswipe or pass through a flock of foul and desperate dudes in a crowded bar.

It's always the same Dances With Wolves on the weekend at any large and heavily frequented bar in Denver, Colorado.

dances with wolves by KImCobain February 26, 2015

Presh 

Short for appreciate

Presh your concern.

Presh by KImCobain February 25, 2015

POF 

Plenty Of Freaks - this is the REAL meaning of the acronym for the so-called free dating site known as Plenty of Fish. This site is so full of losers and freaks that it should be a recruiting site for Barnum & Bailey.

Whatever you do, stay OFF POF. It may be free, but it's a bunch of crazy Barneys. Sadly, you get what you pay for.

POF by KImCobain February 25, 2015

killer heartbreak 

What you get for doing your best friend's girl or guy. You lose your best friend and usually the girlfriend or boyfriend goes back to him or her because it was a drunken mistake.

I never should have slept with Glenn after the party. He went back to Kate and gave me a killer heartbreak.

killer heartbreak by KImCobain February 24, 2015