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A sales tactic targeted mostly at people without money, good credit or low interest credit cards. Means the financial entity will keep accruing interest at a generally usurious interest rate until the conclusion of the specified number of months. If the purchase isn't paid in full by then, the buyer gets hit with an enormous "balloon" of accrued interest. Unless you can pay the purchase off quickly, you're a huge sucker.
by KImCobain March 13, 2015
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Get the Slap You Ballheaded mug.Refers to any and all of the foolish stick on tatoos, including metallics, available at drugstores, Kmart and bad mall tween junk shops
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Get the rat tat mug.Translated: Junk to clutter your living space such as mops, pet hair removers, brooms, plastic exercise equipment and ugly bras. This crap is targeted to the old folks, the unemployed, and women who call in sick to work market, who watch television in the mid morning and after 2am.
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