dances with wolves

The act wherein hot girls have to sideswipe or pass through a flock of foul and desperate dudes in a crowded bar.

It's always the same Dances With Wolves on the weekend at any large and heavily frequented bar in Denver, Colorado.

by KImCobain February 26, 2015

Not my first rodeo

Literally translated means "this is not the first time I have done this." Applies to dozens of different scenarios. Relays to the recipient that you are experienced and know what you're doing.

Reporter: "Nice work on that verdict."
Prosecutor: "Hey, this was not my first rodeo."

by KImCobain March 05, 2015

Artificial Sweetner Voice

A singing style characterized by fake sweetness and breathy hoo-oohs woos and ye-aah-yas.

Brittney Spears' artificial Sweetner voice with auto tune sounds like human trafficking.

by KImCobain June 12, 2016

Forced Confession

When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.

Jeremy got hit with a forced confession to stop his woman from nagging him to death.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

silly bugga

From Australian slang -- Generally an idiot or doofus.

Get out of the way, you silly bugga.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

acehole

Friends who make plans and then ditch at the last minute - even when you are already at the bar or restaurant.

Don't bother making plans to meet up with Pete - he's such an acehole that you'll be sitting at the bar alone all night.

by KImCobain August 26, 2017