Someone (more often than not American) who holds an extremely romanticised view of England and the English. Can be found putting on an Dick Van Dyke-esque English accent and saying things like 'fag'.
by Kay March 27, 2006

Bob: Hey Heather. What's up?
Heather: Hey dooce.
Heather: Oops, I mean dooce.
Heather: Err... dooce.
Heather: DUDE**
Heather: Hey dooce.
Heather: Oops, I mean dooce.
Heather: Err... dooce.
Heather: DUDE**
by Kay November 07, 2004

by kay March 05, 2004

A UK newspaper which tries to pretend it isn't a tabloid for some unknown reason. They call themselves "A family paper with strong female readership, it has won many awards for editorial flair, outstanding reporting, design and print quality." I prefer to call it a racist, sexist, slanderous, homophobic, unprofessional, sensationalist Hitler fanzine. They are "morally outraged" by just about everything. Calls itself the only newpaper that stands up for what it believes in (aka. talks bullshit).
by Kay May 16, 2004

Wen sum 1's chattin a laod of shit that u dnt really give 2 fucks about u jus say bothered or does this face look bothered then simply walk of, alternatively you could say wotever minger
Random person: U'll never guess what happened last weekend blah blah blah
Me: Does this face look bothered
R.P: yes
Me: Wotever minger
Me: Does this face look bothered
R.P: yes
Me: Wotever minger
by kay December 08, 2004

by Kay March 20, 2004
