HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 06, 2009
The Bryce is an Australian slang term that is typically used to convey high regard, admiration, or reverance for a person, object, or performance.
The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.
Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.
Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
"That guy at the club was just so damn hot wasn't he girls! He was just The Bryce!"
"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."
"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."
"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"
"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."
She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."
"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."
"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"
"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."
She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
by K9GUY June 01, 2009
An acronym, C.O.A.T stands for Cunt Of A Thing.
This acronym was originally developed in the town of Melbourne, Australia in mid 2006 as a means of describing a strongly unpleasant, offensive, or undesirable female, or a female displaying qualities considered highly undesirable at a given moment.
The beauty of this term is its adaptable nature, and its subjective application.
Also, this term allows one to use a highly offensive term towards someone, in a fashion that does not sound offensive. To this end it is often found in use in offices, professional environments, and there is also one unsubstantiated account of this term being used in a Supreme Court towards the presiding judge.
This acronym was originally developed in the town of Melbourne, Australia in mid 2006 as a means of describing a strongly unpleasant, offensive, or undesirable female, or a female displaying qualities considered highly undesirable at a given moment.
The beauty of this term is its adaptable nature, and its subjective application.
Also, this term allows one to use a highly offensive term towards someone, in a fashion that does not sound offensive. To this end it is often found in use in offices, professional environments, and there is also one unsubstantiated account of this term being used in a Supreme Court towards the presiding judge.
"That Candace is a fair-dinkum COAT, isn't she Bryce!"
"I had to get out of the house for a while Brad, the missus is being a COAT..."
"I cant believe you baby; you are really acting like a COAT right now. Pull your head in!"
Her - "Youre such a bastard....just buy me an engagement ring already, it's about time after 4 years together..."
Him - "For fucks sake Candace, you are an absolute COAT...we're over bitch! Pack your shit and hit the bricks."
"I had to get out of the house for a while Brad, the missus is being a COAT..."
"I cant believe you baby; you are really acting like a COAT right now. Pull your head in!"
Her - "Youre such a bastard....just buy me an engagement ring already, it's about time after 4 years together..."
Him - "For fucks sake Candace, you are an absolute COAT...we're over bitch! Pack your shit and hit the bricks."
by K9GUY June 01, 2009