Justin's definitions

fuck nottle

hydrophobic in nature, regarding sexual fluids!

"you great hairy fuck nottle! wipe up your own spunk"

by justin August 5, 2003

The point

When a guy points at a girl and she uncontrollably must go home and sleep with him. Home can be substituted for the toilet etc. The point is a dangerous weapon and should not be used in vein. You can't escape the point ladies! Sorry!

I broke out the point on this girl last night and it was all over for her. See also "breifcase point."

by Justin August 17, 2003

weef

1. Exclamation of hate /desire /love /dismissal /greeting/poo-flinging/frusturation
2. To commit adultery by chewing, swallowing, and eventually shitting out another man's penis
3. A way to say, Pete is a fag

Weef!!!!

I weefed up John really good and now she's filing for a divorce

Peter Norman: Dude Sooners football r00lz!!!
Justin: Weef, dude, just weef.

by Justin January 23, 2005

cattle

A living, non-vampire that vampires keep for a blood supply. They do not bleed them dry but only take what is necessary so that the cattle can keep producing blood for them.

The cattle lived in intense fear of the vampires and the fear of dying or being made into one of them was what kept them from trying to escape.

by Justin July 5, 2004

catcher's mitt

A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?

by Justin May 4, 2004

brutal

Having brutality.

Hey Suzy Shortcakes, I listened to Severed from www.severedband.com. They sure are brutal.

by Justin July 13, 2003

South County Canoe

When an individual relieves their bowels on the back of their partner(s) neck(s). The deposit will then smear down the back and create lubricant for backdoor action.

She/he wanted to try something new, so I introduced her to the South County Canoe.

by Justin April 19, 2004