Justice's definitions

bacon beeots

What urban thugs put on their salads.

Hey mufucka pass me the bacon beeots for my salad damnit

by Justice October 16, 2002

beeotch

Urban term of endearment used by males to describe their significant other.

yeah me and my beeotch was just maxin when the 5-0 rolled up on us.

by Justice October 15, 2002

turd herd

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.

Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.

by Justice April 22, 2005

Jeff Mantoe

n. An oversized athlectic cup worn with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.

n. The male corollary to the camel toe.

Although everyone knew that Tommy packed only an Irish inch, the Jeff Mantoe that he wore under his baseball uni made him feel better about his genital pedigree.

Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.

by Justice April 22, 2005

mufucka

Term adj. Used in both a positive and negative manner as a descriptor of the person being spoken to or an object in question and also to describe ones state of frustation.

Yo mufucka you better back your ass up.
Hey homey hows ya mufuckin ass been.
Mufucka i just stumped my toe.
Aint this a mufucka.

by Justice October 15, 2002

Bowl Foal

n. A crap that is so painful in processing, that it feels as though one just gave birth to a thoroughbred. Bonus points if the crapper takes the #2 in Lexington, KY or otherwise the turd in any way resembles Edie Arcaro.

Holy crap! I ate 8 wedges of Laughing Cow Creamy Swiss cheese 3 days ago and it finally caught up with me today. I dropped a bowl foal this afternoon - "Pressured, dueled inside, ridden out"

by Justice April 22, 2005

Oompa-Loompa

See: Mrs. Adler

by Justice October 11, 2003