Justice's definitions

Bowl Foal

n. A crap that is so painful in processing, that it feels as though one just gave birth to a thoroughbred. Bonus points if the crapper takes the #2 in Lexington, KY or otherwise the turd in any way resembles Edie Arcaro.

Holy crap! I ate 8 wedges of Laughing Cow Creamy Swiss cheese 3 days ago and it finally caught up with me today. I dropped a bowl foal this afternoon - "Pressured, dueled inside, ridden out"

by Justice April 22, 2005

mufucka

Term adj. Used in both a positive and negative manner as a descriptor of the person being spoken to or an object in question and also to describe ones state of frustation.

Yo mufucka you better back your ass up.
Hey homey hows ya mufuckin ass been.
Mufucka i just stumped my toe.
Aint this a mufucka.

by Justice October 15, 2002

Jeff Mantoe

n. An oversized athlectic cup worn with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.

n. The male corollary to the camel toe.

Although everyone knew that Tommy packed only an Irish inch, the Jeff Mantoe that he wore under his baseball uni made him feel better about his genital pedigree.

Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.

by Justice April 22, 2005

Bleaoch

What urban thugs use to Lighten their hair.

Yo mufucka pass me the bleaoch im fittin to frost my hair.

by Justice October 16, 2002

san glans

adj. Being of the type of husband so dominated by his wife, that he may as well not only have had his testicles removed, but also the most important part of his penis.

Jeez - did you hear how Joe just let his wife scream at him like that in front of company. Man that dude is so sans glans.

by Justice April 22, 2005

turd herd

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.

Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.

by Justice April 22, 2005

quad

Slang term for the word BassLow frequency oscillations produced by rapid movement of large volumes of air at multiple cycles per second thus producing a very low rumbling sound that is harnessed and used in music form

drop the quad feel the rattle

by Justice October 15, 2002