school

The school is the force of nihilism everyone must face at least once in their lives. This force is unwavering and unchanging. Even as societies evolve, this force called school yet remains fossilized as the only one universal suffering, the constant within the chaotic absurdity. A rule in which we as human beings are ruthlessly forced to endure to great ends. This rule was not created by a wicked god, but mankind. The phrase mankind is its own torturer, is undoubtedly proven by the existence of the school. If humanity so desperately exists, so will the force of suffering. The force of school/nihilism is by far the most diabolical form of this force of suffering. Yet we must still triumph, despite the odds, we must overcome those who wish harm. This is school, the most despicable, hated, horrific trial of life that one is forced to overcome. Many suffer from PSTD due to school.

guy 86: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFCJ
guy 76: what’s wrong?
guy 86: I HAVE TO EXPERIENCE SCHOOL SOON
guy 76: well, it was an honor meeting you, your family shall be overcome with great grief.

by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022

semi-bisexual

I ain’t gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars

*offers twenty dollars*

I guess I’m semi-bisexual now

by Just another writer tater December 21, 2023

<3

THIS IS NOT A HEART (nor a ballsack) I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A HEART!!!!

Most people may use it as a heart, but it fucking isn’t, it doesn’t look like a heart at all!!!! Have you ever seen a heart split horizontally with curved edges? (the 3 is curved) No! And you are lying if you said yes. This is not a goddamn heart!

So what is it then? It’s clearly a face, an emoticon. It’s a version of ^_^ or ^W^ or some other variation. But it has one eye (this—> “^”) instead of two: <3 (and it’s sideways). It’s basically “^w^” but missing an eye and flipped sideways, or it’s “:3” but one eye and happy

“:3” —> “<3”

person 29: <3
person 103: :3

by Just another writer tater January 24, 2023

🌗〰️🌓 🌘〰️🌒 OwO O3O 0w0 030 OvO 0v0

emoticon furry language, cute little guys, used whenever

person 1: 🌓〰️🌗
person 2: fucking furry
person 1: plz

🌗〰️🌓 🌘〰️🌒 OwO O3O 0w0 030 OvO 0v0

by Just another writer tater December 16, 2022

stanley

A god that can restart a universe of his own creation with the push of a button. He also trapped a disembodied British voice inside his universe. His universe mainly consists of an office workspace. He loves buckets, especially ones with stickers on it. Stanley was falsely accused of being Jim at one point and he fell into great depression afterwards. This isn’t the only trauma he experienced, he once made the british narrator die of old age, he regretted this and reset the universe. He is superior to flat stanley both morally and physically. Cool guy overall. He may have been hallucinating all of this, who knows.

guy 1: is that famous celebrity Stanley?
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat

by Just another writer tater December 16, 2022

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever

Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell

by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 05, 2023