Junkyard Jarvis's definitions

I

a subject referring to oneself

I jelq 12 hours a day

by Junkyard Jarvis January 30, 2024

I

a subject referring to oneself

I jelq 8 hours a day

by Junkyard Jarvis January 30, 2024

Tom Scott

A English guy who will tell you how some random tree won a Guinness world record or stopped a war from taking place or how it has to do with computers.

me: sit on bench

Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)

by Junkyard Jarvis April 30, 2021

Cats

Fluffy fur balls of love :)

Cats cure my depression

by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

Valorant

The game we hate love and love the hate not to mention the broken comp system.

I play 5 HOURS of Valorant just to stay in bronze. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

D.I.P.

Stands for dick in pussy. It's stupid.

I like D.I.P. Who doesn't? (unless your homosexual)

by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

bad nade

When in any shooter game a player throws a grenade too close and kills your hole fucking squad/group

gonna nade... oh fuck, bad nade! Bad nade!

by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021