Definitions by Junkyard Jarvis

I 

a subject referring to oneself

I jelq 12 hours a day

I by Junkyard Jarvis January 30, 2024

I 

a subject referring to oneself

I jelq 8 hours a day

I by Junkyard Jarvis January 30, 2024

Tom Scott 

A English guy who will tell you how some random tree won a Guinness world record or stopped a war from taking place or how it has to do with computers.

me: sit on bench

Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)

Tom Scott by Junkyard Jarvis April 30, 2021

Cats

Fluffy fur balls of love :)

Cats cure my depression

Cats by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

Valorant 

The game we hate love and love the hate not to mention the broken comp system.

I play 5 HOURS of Valorant just to stay in bronze. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Valorant by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

D.I.P. 

Stands for dick in pussy. It's stupid.

I like D.I.P. Who doesn't? (unless your homosexual)

D.I.P. by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

bad nade 

When in any shooter game a player throws a grenade too close and kills your hole fucking squad/group

gonna nade... oh fuck, bad nade! Bad nade!

bad nade by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021