Jun-Jun the Spoon's definitions

twat-tart

A poptart that is baked in a woman's vagina.

Person 1: This poptart tastes awful. Where did you get it?

Person 2: Didn't you know?! I bake poptarts in my vagina.

Person 1: Does that make what I'm eating a twat-tart...?

by Jun-Jun the Spoon March 1, 2007

tripthong

Getting up in the morning, but tripping on your dirty underwear before leaving the room.

I had a nasty tripthong this morning.

by Jun-Jun the Spoon November 27, 2006

Gavrilo Princip

1. The most amazing human being ever to live.

2. To be so Bosnian as to cough up blood.

3. To assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.

I just Gavrilo Principped that guy over there.

by Jun-Jun the Spoon December 1, 2006

fush

The chatspeak way to spell "fish".

OMGZZZ WERES DA FUSH??!?!?!?111one

by Jun-Jun the Spoon June 20, 2007

Dildo

1) A male replacement.

2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.

1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo!

2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.

by Jun-Jun the Spoon February 2, 2007

Dipthong

When a male takes a female's underwear, dips it in melted chocolate and/or strawberry syrup and eats it.

Dipthongs are disgusting.

by Jun-Jun the Spoon December 1, 2006