217 definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
When everyone drinks lots of carbonated drinks & synchronizes their burps in chorus to Jingle bells melody during Christmas party
Micki: All the cans of fizzy drinks we bought are empty, and there were a lot of them. Come on! it's a good time for our burpmas melody.
(Then Simone starts playing the guitar & everyone gathers around in a circle. Merry Burpmas everybody!!)
(Then Simone starts playing the guitar & everyone gathers around in a circle. Merry Burpmas everybody!!)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021
There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022
The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in Reykjavík, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass
I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
A country of Napaak people, who lie through their teeth & deception is their second name. Many civilians of Napakistan are innocent, but many are not.
Taliban Khan & his cronies over at ISI have sent terrorists of Laskhkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed over to Afghanistan for terrorism training purposes (contrary to Taliban's recent promises) & terrorist attacks in Afghanistan & India may soon ensue. Lashkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed's terrorists have played an important role in Taliban's recent victory aided by ISI & Taliban Khan. No wonder Napakistan is considered an epicentre of state sponsored terrorism.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021