turdimwit

a compound word, turd + dimwit

a person who has the IQ of a turd

Jason: Here comes the turdimwit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Cuntshall

a corrupt cunty marshall

I just bumped into a cuntshall yesterday

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Misturd

A suffix, derived from Mister, abbreviated Mr. & usually used for any person who is a piece of shit.

Misturd Roger, you need to get the fuck out of this building premises before I decide to shoot you

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 05, 2021

Turd Bundy

A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.

Here goes Turd Bundy, watch out!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 31, 2021

Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Dildomer

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica

Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021

Macuntosh

Cuntifying brilliant creation of Steve Jobs by his gay succesor

They just launched a new Macuntosh with Apple silicon

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020