Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Zhong Xina

Zhong Xina is a WWE entertainer & an actor

Zhong Xina apologized to the people of China because he hurt their feelings

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 19, 2021

Cuntpike

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Stiffsonian

The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in Reykjavík, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass

I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Fartmouth

A twin city to Dartmouth
May also refer to Fartmouth College

Jimmy calls himself an ivy league trained plumber. He went to Fartmouth.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Burptoberfest

Beer & Burp festivities celebrated in Munich each year

Lets go to Burptoberfest this year! It's gonna be fun!

Burptoberfest has a crazy atmosphere. I even saw a group of 10 kids giving burpjob to someone's pet dog!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021

Bazarak

badass resistance fighters come from here

Let me send 1 bitcoin to those badasses in Bazarak

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021

Brewed Catshit

Coffee made from Kopi Luwak, feces of Civet cat

Jimmy likes the taste of brewed catshit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020