circumstantial cunt

A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them

Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntron

a subatomic particle believed to be present in abundance, detected without the need of any sophisticated instruments or particle accelerators etc. most easily detected by sensory organs like eyes & ears

Such Eukaryotic organisms who possess an abundance of cuntrons are disliked, even hated by all members of the society

Cuntisha is made up of trillions of cuntrons

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020

Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntrabanned

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population

Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

blitzcrack

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière

In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 08, 2021

Sniffsonian

Worlds largest museum of sniffable compounds & objects ranging from drugs & farts to mummy toes, hippo pubes, dinosaur poop & Australopithecus panties. Any sniffable thing you can think of is kept there.

Emiliano is a recovering coke addict. She has been prescribed a visit to Sniffsonian twice a week to control her cravings. Her pass doesn't allow entry to the drug section though. It's working! She has been clean for the last 3+ months!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021

Civet shit

Kopi luwak is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which were eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet

Everyone in my office loves to sniff brewed civet shit. Roxane even has a pet civet who only gets to eat coffee berries while she brews his shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020