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Muhammedasur (मुहम्मद + असुर = मुहम्मदासुर also known as मुहम्मद-पैगंबर) is a demon mentioned in मुहम्मद पुराण, an lesser known ancient puranic text, who sows seeds of hatred, hypocrisy, anger, confusion, intolerance, pedophilia, violence etc. etc. etc. in the minds of a third of the world's population during the reign of king Harshavardhana (हर्षवर्धन) of Vardhana (वर्धन) dynasty. He is described to be 'a demon' from 'the lands to the west' whose influence would last on the minds of people few millennia after king Harshavardhana's death. Chinese traveler Xuanzang, born in present day Henan travelled to Kannauj & quoted मुहम्मद पुराण & मुहम्मदासुर in his travel diaries & the terror it would later create in the minds of the descendents of Harshavardhana's subjects for many millennia to come.
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Get the UFO mug.Jinping + asura (जिनपिंगासुर / જિનપિંગાસુર / জিনপিংআশুর) from Asian mythology, was a monster from a far off land in the east that was known to people of that time as China. He terrorized his people & people beyond his borders. He would steal Filipino fish, Tibetan copper, East Turkestani oil & gas, American technology, Hongkongese freedom etc etc. Once he is said to have unleashed 'bad air' that killed millions of people around the world. People at that time believed that it was a result of him farting after eating bat soup. People at that time called it Wuhan virus / China plague /Jinping Pox. He would threaten the country of Taiwan the most & torture the citizens of East Turkestan & Tibet the most. The vicious demon had huge fangs that the people of that time referred to as dictatorship, large saucer sized eyes that the people of that time referred to as electronic surveillance. He could peep into living rooms of millions all at once. He had long hands & vicious claws that he used, to rip out organs of hundreds of thousands of political prisoners across the country. The hideous monster Jinpingasura's reign of terror would last many many years.
Kids, gather around, it's story time, let me tell you the tale of the hideous monster Jinpingasura. Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a hideous monster Jinpingasura..... (kids are engrossed in the story...)
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Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here
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Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.
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