Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

turdociraptor

derived from a prehistoric flightless raptor, a piece of turd that viciously attacks you

Jim: Tony, fuck off, don't be such a turdociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Julabuddin

Derived from Julab / જુલાબ / जुलाब which means a purgative

A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.

Matt: I am getting a colonic cleanse
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Stiffmas

Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.

Ana: I can't wait for Stiffmas. I wan't santa to come down the chimney & poke me.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

turdbutter

The way steatorrhea usually manifests.

Amy has pancreatitis. She suffers from excess steatorrhea. Lab tests came positive for turdbutter.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021

Modimwit

A compound word formed by joining Modi + dimwit
Synonyms are dictator, pathological lier, false propaganda machine, authoritarian asshole etc.

He is a somewhat good person + complete asshole + dimwit turd, a mutant hybrid

Modimwit has over a billion bhaktchod followers. Their favourite passtime is bhaktchodi. Modimwit is a pathological lier but bhaktchods think otherwise. He is better than his predecessors though, by a wide margin. Modimwit likes to take credit for everything, I mean EVERYTHING.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021

purgaturdry

treading through a pile of turd

Londoners live in Horseshit purgaturdry & then horse carts became obsolete!!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

Cuntspeare

a playwright, poet, and actor who works in the porn industry

Bobby is a terrific cuntspeare

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020