Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions
A chemical believed to be present in french fries made by McDonalds that keeps Donald Trump's hair from falling out as claimed by Trump, a fucking idiot.
Dotard is thinking about buying himself a jar of FuckDonald. He can apply it daily to his orange plume to prevent it from falling out.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Get the FuckDonaldmug. 
Get the bhadwasurmug. A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Get the Cuntstagrammug. Circumference of a turd
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a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
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a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population
Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.
Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021
Get the turdcumferencemug. A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
Get the spunktoberfestmug. Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Get the Cuntoscopemug. A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
Get the Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)mug.