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Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Cuntman Sucks 

A financial institution is Manhattan responsible for the 2008 financial crisis & for misleading their clients into making bad investments
Cuntisha was a star trader for Cuntman Sucks

Cuntfight 

Similar to cock / rooster fight except that cunts are involved
Cuntosaurus Rex & Cuntociraptor are busy in a cuntfight. Cuntisha is the judge.
Cuntfight by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntographer 

A person whose profession is cuntography
Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

Cuntestant 

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award
Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant
Cuntestant by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntstitution 

A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.
Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain

Macuntosh 

Cuntifying brilliant creation of Steve Jobs by his gay succesor
They just launched a new Macuntosh with Apple silicon
Macuntosh by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntstantinople 

Capital of Byzantine empire that later got occupied by cunty islamic mothafuckas
Cuntisha is leading a team of archaeologists excavating historic parts of cuntstantinople