Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

fuckghanistan

A lawless piece-of-shit land, whose men don't have enough balls to defend themselves.

Give a fuckghanistani a fish & you feed him for a day. Teach a fuckghanistani to fish & you starve him to death because that goddamn fuckghanistani simply denies to try feeding himself.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 16, 2021

brown chalk

chalksticks made by mixing turd & lime

My teacher had only green, blue, pink, orange & white chalksticks, so I gifted her brown chalk on teacher's day for colour coding

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

Cornsequences

Consequences of corn subsidies

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Turdistador

Hernan Cortez & his fellow turds that conquered Mexico & other parts of Americas

16 century turdistadors were primarily driven by greed

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.

Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Cuntogram

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer

The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020