Ashrafghanistan

Fall of democracy & rise of Sharia warlords

Ashraf Ghani escapes Afghanistan which gets pushed into dark ages by Tardliban as I type this

The world witnesses Ashrafghanistan as Tardliban comes to power

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021

rump rampage

serial ass fucker

Mike Adriano has been on a rump rampage since the beginning of time

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021

turdpepper

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile

Wanna have some turdpepper soup?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021

cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty

Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Jizz Bozos

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills

Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

turdimwit

a compound word, turd + dimwit

a person who has the IQ of a turd

Jason: Here comes the turdimwit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

sphinctosphere

One of the strata / levels of being an asshole

The tangerine turd was on the top of sphinctosphere during his last days at the oval office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 03, 2021