Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions
Caleb from Geneva, New York was haunted & then possessed by Sobek when he visited a museum to see a mummy who was an Egyptian priestess protected by Sobek in her afterlife. To know more, use base64 decoder to decode this aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1zRS1BMlVfc1BhUQ==
by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021
Get the Sobekmug. My teacher had only green, blue, pink, orange & white chalksticks, so I gifted her brown chalk on teacher's day for colour coding
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
Get the brown chalkmug. a language spoken by a billion people, but not yet available as a language option in the dropdown menu of urbandictionary.com's new word adder
Jimmy: I learnt a few hindi slang words & tried to add em to urban dictionary, but they don't seem to accept hindi words
Rohit: Yeah, they are waiting for the number of native hindi speakers to cross the 2 billion mark
Rohit: Yeah, they are waiting for the number of native hindi speakers to cross the 2 billion mark
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021
Get the Hindimug. Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Get the Cuntistanmug. A variety of pepper known as rat's turd
Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile
Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021
Get the turdpeppermug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021
Get the rump rampagemug. 1) China has no real friends & no true allies! That xit is so fucked up! Guess what, the check book diplomacy & the debt trap tactics don't earn true friends! And warmongering & territorial claims don't help either!
2) Most of China's private schools are being taken over by the government as I type this, most English textbooks published in the west is being gradually banned & private tutoring can no longer be done for profit (which means it will die out). English will not be taught in these government controlled schools anymore 'to reduce the academic burden on students'. This is going to make way for Chinese propaganda textbooks taught in state schools, to kids who only learn Chinese language. This is a good way to keep the masses under control. This is some really messed up xit.
3) UD now decides to not publish any of my definitions anymore for who knows why! They decide to trample on my freedom of expression. That's some really fucked up xit!
2) Most of China's private schools are being taken over by the government as I type this, most English textbooks published in the west is being gradually banned & private tutoring can no longer be done for profit (which means it will die out). English will not be taught in these government controlled schools anymore 'to reduce the academic burden on students'. This is going to make way for Chinese propaganda textbooks taught in state schools, to kids who only learn Chinese language. This is a good way to keep the masses under control. This is some really messed up xit.
3) UD now decides to not publish any of my definitions anymore for who knows why! They decide to trample on my freedom of expression. That's some really fucked up xit!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021
Get the Xitmug.