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Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

bandwidth-diarrhoea 

The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters
Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea

Brewed Catshit 

Coffee made from Kopi Luwak, feces of Civet cat
Jimmy likes the taste of brewed catshit

Shit Coffee 

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee

Brown Gold 

Feces of Asian Palm Civet (Kopi Luwak)

Coffee beans recovered from this Civet shit fetches hefty price
Julia brews Brown gold for breakfast
Brown Gold by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Asian Palm Civet 

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.
Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit

Civet shit 

Kopi luwak is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which were eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet
Everyone in my office loves to sniff brewed civet shit. Roxane even has a pet civet who only gets to eat coffee berries while she brews his shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.
Civet shit by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
I pranked Amy by replacing her Civet Shit coffee beans (Kopi Luwak) with some batshit. She drank the brew & that's how she caught China virus.
Batshit by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020