Mormondy

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy

(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 13, 2021

deepshit horizon

The explosion at deepwater horizon oil field, which holds the record for deepest offshore well drilled, the largest marine oil spill it created & the deep shit in which many marine & terrestrial organisms, the residents of many beach towns, employees of Transocean & BP & BP plc itself landed into.

Folks over at BP were exploring the horizons of how deep they can land in deepshit trying to save some money. The deepshit horizon oil rig exploded as a result of some shitjob that landed them & many more in deepshit!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021

Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 11, 2020

Cunterval

a break during a marathon sex session

They took a cunterval every 20 minutes

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

confucKius

An ancient sex guru & a conman, believed to be third cousin of the famous Confucius

confucKius was ladies' favourite

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 28, 2022

Stinkmas

When everyone has noxious flatulence inducing food during Christmas celebrations & they stink up the entire place with their colonic fumes

Let's not invite Fartisha this time unless ya'll want to celebrate stinkmas this year

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 01, 2021

turdotherapy

Therapy using turd, designed to provide an outlet for coprophilia

Next week Ana has scheduled her turdotherapy session for release, as the pressure has been building up

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021