Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
Get the Turdy McTurdfacemug. a police officer in charge of dealing with cunty bitches being cunty in public / people displaying antisocial behaviour
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
Get the Cuntcopmug. The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
Get the chargermug. Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Xindemicmug. Lil Mason was throwing tantrums because his older brothers won't let him taste whatever they were drinking. This was ruining everyone's family fun time. His mom finally offered him 'just one tiny sip' to calm him down. That's how Lil Mason celebrated his first family Puketoberfest
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
Get the Puketoberfestmug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Get the Cuntervalmug. Priyadarshani Narayan Yadav of Lucknow, who violently assaulted an innocent cab driver on a traffic intersection in front of hundreds of passerby as well as the traffic police, stopping the vehicular traffic & creating a huge spectacle. She stole his money, destroyed his mobile phone & slapped him 22 times for no reason while he sucked it up exercising extreme restraint, saying, if you were a man I would retaliate. The video is viral all over India & has attracted significant global attention. Lucknow girl is worse than 100 Karens combined.
People are demanding that Lucknow girl be put behind bars for aggravated assault, robbery & destruction of someone's possessions.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 7, 2021
Get the Lucknow girlmug.