Cuntron

a subatomic particle believed to be present in abundance, detected without the need of any sophisticated instruments or particle accelerators etc. most easily detected by sensory organs like eyes & ears

Such Eukaryotic organisms who possess an abundance of cuntrons are disliked, even hated by all members of the society
Cuntisha is made up of trillions of cuntrons
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Anki whore

A person who talks about Anki (flashcard app) all the time, even has dreams about Anki & only talks about Anki whenever he/she has any opportunity to socialize

They may get very good grades in school due to regular spaced repetition + high levels of discipline, not skipping reviews no matter what
Sam: Hey Roxanne got accepted to Yale med
Jose: Yeah she was Anki whore
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
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turdingham

A building built using dried, hardened turd
They have opened a new turdotherapy centre in turdingham palace
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021
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Alibhai

Alibhai / અલીભાઈ / अलीभाई is how Ramji pronounces alibi
Ramji: Cops were investigating that rape case but Ramanlal gave me an Alibhai
by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021
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Brahmasura

Brahmasura (બ્રહ્માસુર / ब्रह्मासुर = ब्रह्मा + असुर) is a monster, a mythological character. He is believed to be a part of the male trinity in hinduism. He is supposed to have written the life script of all living beings & that everyone's life plays out as he has decided, across multiple lifetimes. Basically you are his slave. The lines on palm is called 'the script of brahma' & that you can read those lines & make a prediction about how a person's life will turn out. If you also believe all this, that also means he is the reason there is so much chaos & shit in this world because it's his plan that's playing out. So you are right if you want to blame everything on him. If you don't believe this shit, Brahmasura is not bothering you anyway.
Brahmasura is supposed to be author of Akashik records, if you believe all this. Your bitch ditched you? Your house caught fire? You got fired? Cops busted you for selling 1mg cocaine & you will be serving 20 years for that? Did the tarot reader & astrologer, both, already make such prediction about you? Well Brahmasura is to blame. Call him by whatever name you want to...
by Jumbled McGobbledygook September 02, 2021
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Turdner Syndrome

Chromosomal abnormality characterised by 45XO genotype. Many people can live a reasonably good, fulfilling lives with reasonably good mental capabilities. Unfortunately severe cases may be extremely mentally challenged with the IQ of a turd.
Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 06, 2021
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Stiffsonian

The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in Reykjavík, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass
I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 03, 2021
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