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a police officer in charge of dealing with cunty bitches being cunty in public / people displaying antisocial behaviour
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
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by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
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by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
Get the Assmeralda mug.The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
Get the charger mug.Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.
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