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Brahmasura

Brahmasura (બ્રહ્માસુર / ब्रह्मासुर = ब्रह्मा + असुर) is a monster, a mythological character. He is believed to be a part of the male trinity in hinduism. He is supposed to have written the life script of all living beings & that everyone's life plays out as he has decided, across multiple lifetimes. Basically you are his slave. The lines on palm is called 'the script of brahma' & that you can read those lines & make a prediction about how a person's life will turn out. If you also believe all this, that also means he is the reason there is so much chaos & shit in this world because it's his plan that's playing out. So you are right if you want to blame everything on him. If you don't believe this shit, Brahmasura is not bothering you anyway.
Brahmasura is supposed to be author of Akashik records, if you believe all this. Your bitch ditched you? Your house caught fire? You got fired? Cops busted you for selling 1mg cocaine & you will be serving 20 years for that? Did the tarot reader & astrologer, both, already make such prediction about you? Well Brahmasura is to blame. Call him by whatever name you want to...
by Jumbled McGobbledygook September 2, 2021
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Natto

Nattō is a traditional Japanese food made from soybeans that have been fermented with Bacillus subtilis var. natto
Billy: Hey you want to try some Natto?
Roxanne: Nah, that slimy stuff makes me want to puke
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
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turdmillets

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets
Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021
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icycle

A bicycle with circular saw as wheels instead of rubber tires, you can modify your bike to easily run on ice. Pronounced as 'eye-sickle'. Synonymous with icecycle, icycycle etc.
Jason: Upon my bicycle expedition to arctic Canada, I couldn't ride my bike & my turd froze solid halfway before it came out. I called for help when my buddy bob build an icycle & got it shipped to me & thus I was able to finish my expedition. I could ride it & cut frozen turd with it. That's what I call a win-win situation. YouTube makes people do crazy things you know.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 26, 2021
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Bozone holes

penetration of the thick bozone layer by punching holes in it, opening an intellectual window in an otherwise dark dungeon of a mind, where intellect hasn't yet managed to seep in.
We haven't yet managed to create bozone holes.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021
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Turdner Syndrome

Chromosomal abnormality characterised by 45XO genotype. Many people can live a reasonably good, fulfilling lives with reasonably good mental capabilities. Unfortunately severe cases may be extremely mentally challenged with the IQ of a turd.
Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021
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Jingle Johnson

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic
Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
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