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cuntamaran

A catamaran that will not behave properly because of many design flaws
Joe is selling his old beat-up cuntamaran. Would you like to buy it?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 22, 2021
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Asstrologer

A fag from San Fagsisco who has learned the art of divination & birth chart reading
Muscle Mary: My asstrologer told me I have my stars aligned in fagittarius
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
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corporate homicide

Dupont committed corporate homicide with their reckless teflon production & shit like that
Boeing committed corporate homicide with their faulty 737 MAX
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
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Snifftoberfest

A Coke party & similar drug festivities in your own hometown at the same time when some of your buddies might be enjoying Oktoberfest in Munich, mainly because you want to go there but you are so broke you can't afford the trip
Ya'll losers, let's celebrate some snifftoberfest
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
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fartonomics

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.
Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021
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turdpentine

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses
Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021
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Cuntcash

Income generated by sex work
Billy's bitch makes a lot of cuntcash
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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