Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntstitution

A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.

Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Assmeralda

Assmeralda is a bubbly butt, big booty girl who loves anal sex more than anything else. She can only orgasm from anal. She is the perfect anal queen.

Hey is that Esmeralda over there? She is my Assmeralda

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Malcolm Turdbull

Australian politician

Malcolm Turdbull was flushed out of his office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

China

The country behind the 2020 Xindemic, a nasty global health crisis

Xi Cuntpig, the dictator from china ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Jamaluddin

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels

Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Custurd Apple

Organically grown Custard Apple, using turd compost

They were selling Custurd Apple at the farmer's market

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

lindi

Derived from લીંડી (Gujarati) meaning oval hard pellets of feces, usually goat shit, but also horse shit, donkey (ass) shit, zebra shit etc. લીંડી literally transliterates to lindi. This is one of those words which has different meaning in different languages.

મારી વાડી માં હું બકરી ની લીંડી નું ખાતર નાખું છું .
(translation) I use goat shit / goat's lindi for fertilizer in my farm.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021