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Stiffsonian

The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in Reykjavík, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass

I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

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Zhong Xina

Zhong Xina is a WWE entertainer & an actor

Zhong Xina apologized to the people of China because he hurt their feelings

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 19, 2021

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Cuntpike

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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Dick-fil-A

A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.

Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

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Cob mentality

American government policies of heavily subsidizing corn production

Cob mentality of the government leads to corn availability at prices lower than production cost. The food industry likes to use this cheap, high fructose corn syrup in all processed foods increasing chronic disease burden.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

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