169 definition by Jumbled McGobbledygook

a town where only cunts live
Cuntisha just rented a new apartment in Cuntshire
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a person whose cuntiness is off the charts
the cashier was such a cuntociraptor
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Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population
Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor
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The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.
The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.
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a break during a marathon sex session
They took a cunterval every 20 minutes
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A chemical believed to be present in french fries made by McDonalds that keeps Donald Trump's hair from falling out as claimed by Trump, a fucking idiot.
Dotard is thinking about buying himself a jar of FuckDonald. He can apply it daily to his orange plume to prevent it from falling out.
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A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane
Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.
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