Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntstagram

A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.

Cuntisha just created a cuntstagram account

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.

Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Cuntoscope

A vaginal speculum

Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

fartwiggler

a person who can wiggle their farts as they come out

Jason is such a fartwiggler

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

Shart Syrup

When you apply any kind of syrup on a bitch's asshole & she sharts, the two fluids combine to form shart syrup

Jessica had a sweet tooth yesterday, so I tried to give her a sweet ass-to-mouth but instead she ended up tasting shart syrup

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 17, 2021

Burpingham palace

Just like the hiccup girl, this is anyone who keeps burping non-stop & simply cannot seem to be able to stop it. She is so embarrassed, she prefers to stay home all the time, in her Burpingham palace.

Ana is the queen of Burpingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021