Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Macuntosh

Cuntifying brilliant creation of Steve Jobs by his gay succesor

They just launched a new Macuntosh with Apple silicon

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

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Cuntshire

a town where only cunts live

Cuntisha just rented a new apartment in Cuntshire

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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A compound word formed by joining Modi + dimwit
Synonyms are dictator, pathological lier, false propaganda machine, authoritarian asshole etc.

He is a somewhat good person + complete asshole + dimwit turd, a mutant hybrid

Modimwit has over a billion bhaktchod followers. Their favourite passtime is bhaktchodi. Modimwit is a pathological lier but bhaktchods think otherwise. He is better than his predecessors though, by a wide margin. Modimwit likes to take credit for everything, I mean EVERYTHING.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021

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Bozone holes

penetration of the thick bozone layer by punching holes in it, opening an intellectual window in an otherwise dark dungeon of a mind, where intellect hasn't yet managed to seep in.

We haven't yet managed to create bozone holes.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021

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icycle

A bicycle with circular saw as wheels instead of rubber tires, you can modify your bike to easily run on ice. Pronounced as 'eye-sickle'. Synonymous with icecycle, icycycle etc.

Jason: Upon my bicycle expedition to arctic Canada, I couldn't ride my bike & my turd froze solid halfway before it came out. I called for help when my buddy bob build an icycle & got it shipped to me & thus I was able to finish my expedition. I could ride it & cut frozen turd with it. That's what I call a win-win situation. YouTube makes people do crazy things you know.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 26, 2021

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