Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntoscope

A vaginal speculum

Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntfighter

A lawyer who fights a case in court against a cunt, defending an innocent man against false allegations

Diana Davison is a Cuntfighter. She runs the Lighthouse Project & is also a youtuber

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Dotardess

feminine form of the word Dotard

Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Jinping Pox

COVID-19 pandemic

Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.

Jinping Pox has not yet been eradicated

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Hurricane Cuntrina

A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane

Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntron

a subatomic particle believed to be present in abundance, detected without the need of any sophisticated instruments or particle accelerators etc. most easily detected by sensory organs like eyes & ears

Such Eukaryotic organisms who possess an abundance of cuntrons are disliked, even hated by all members of the society

Cuntisha is made up of trillions of cuntrons

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020