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Brahmasura (બ્રહ્માસુર / ब्रह्मासुर = ब्रह्मा + असुर) is a monster, a mythological character. He is believed to be a part of the male trinity in hinduism. He is supposed to have written the life script of all living beings & that everyone's life plays out as he has decided, across multiple lifetimes. Basically you are his slave. The lines on palm is called 'the script of brahma' & that you can read those lines & make a prediction about how a person's life will turn out. If you also believe all this, that also means he is the reason there is so much chaos & shit in this world because it's his plan that's playing out. So you are right if you want to blame everything on him. If you don't believe this shit, Brahmasura is not bothering you anyway.
Brahmasura is supposed to be author of Akashik records, if you believe all this. Your bitch ditched you? Your house caught fire? You got fired? Cops busted you for selling 1mg cocaine & you will be serving 20 years for that? Did the tarot reader & astrologer, both, already make such prediction about you? Well Brahmasura is to blame. Call him by whatever name you want to...
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The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.
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