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Cuntstitution

A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.
Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Burpboxing

Similar to beatboxing, except that it's done with burps
There is a burpboxing battle going on, care to join?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021
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Asian Palm Civet

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.
Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Dotardess

Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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Cuntpeh

I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
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turdisha

turd-lover bitch
turdisha loves diaper play & wears the largest most humongous buttplug available in market. She even got botox treatment for her sphincters.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 4, 2021
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Dildai Lama

Spiritual leader appointed by dicks that run the CCP
Xi Cuntpig will appoint the next Dildai Lama
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021
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