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Cuntspeare

a playwright, poet, and actor who works in the porn industry
Bobby is a terrific cuntspeare
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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purgaturdry

treading through a pile of turd
Londoners live in Horseshit purgaturdry & then horse carts became obsolete!!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
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turdociraptor

derived from a prehistoric flightless raptor, a piece of turd that viciously attacks you
Jim: Tony, fuck off, don't be such a turdociraptor
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021
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Cuntstantinople

Capital of Byzantine empire that later got occupied by cunty islamic mothafuckas
Cuntisha is leading a team of archaeologists excavating historic parts of cuntstantinople
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Cuntshire

a town where only cunts live
Cuntisha just rented a new apartment in Cuntshire
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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turdbutter

Amy has pancreatitis. She suffers from excess steatorrhea. Lab tests came positive for turdbutter.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021
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turdmary

1) a herb that makes you dumb as a turd

2) a batch of rosemary gone bad

3) Rosemary grown using turd compost
Jim why did you bring a bunch of turdmary from the farmer's market?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
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