Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntpike

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Burptoberfest

Beer & Burp festivities celebrated in Munich each year

Lets go to Burptoberfest this year! It's gonna be fun!

Burptoberfest has a crazy atmosphere. I even saw a group of 10 kids giving burpjob to someone's pet dog!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021

burpmonger

A person who captures & hoards burps, usually in jars

Sniffsonian hired a new burpmonger for their museum

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

turd fuel cells

Hydrogen fuel cell using Hydrogen made from methane produced from decomposing turds

If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Cuntshall

a corrupt cunty marshall

I just bumped into a cuntshall yesterday

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

gobbledycock

A cocksucking session characterized by jumbled, hard to understand mess. Usually happens under influence.

Ana & his 3 roommates had a session of gobbledycock. She was dazes & blew them all real good, but she doesn't know why!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 22, 2021

turdorism

Dropping turds in all the wrong places, such that it terrorizes average civilians. Such appalling acts may scar many for life.

I see acts of turdorism on the streets of San Fagcisco & millions of dollars being spent to fight it & use of weapons like hoses.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021