Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Stinkmas

When everyone has noxious flatulence inducing food during Christmas celebrations & they stink up the entire place with their colonic fumes

Let's not invite Fartisha this time unless ya'll want to celebrate stinkmas this year

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 31, 2021

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)

A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence

Cuntisha has a Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) of 222
That truly is off the charts

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunteshwar

A cunty fella of Indian / Nepali / Bangladeshi / Pakistani origin

Cunteshwar was fired from his job because of his behaviour

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

crapril

crappy april

crapril sees an explosion of chinavirus cases

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Snortmas

When your friends gather to snort coke on Christmas because your long time drug dealer offers Christmas discounts

We are celebrating snortmas on 25th & everyone is invited!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

Burpingham palace

Just like the hiccup girl, this is anyone who keeps burping non-stop & simply cannot seem to be able to stop it. She is so embarrassed, she prefers to stay home all the time, in her Burpingham palace.

Ana is the queen of Burpingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021