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A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021
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1) On the streets of Portland, Oregon, it's turdsgiving everyday!
2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!
3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!
2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!
3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 5, 2021
Get the turdsgiving mug.Jinping + asura (जिनपिंगासुर / જિનપિંગાસુર / জিনপিংআশুর) from Asian mythology, was a monster from a far off land in the east that was known to people of that time as China. He terrorized his people & people beyond his borders. He would steal Filipino fish, Tibetan copper, East Turkestani oil & gas, American technology, Hongkongese freedom etc etc. Once he is said to have unleashed 'bad air' that killed millions of people around the world. People at that time believed that it was a result of him farting after eating bat soup. People at that time called it Wuhan virus / China plague /Jinping Pox. He would threaten the country of Taiwan the most & torture the citizens of East Turkestan & Tibet the most. The vicious demon had huge fangs that the people of that time referred to as dictatorship, large saucer sized eyes that the people of that time referred to as electronic surveillance. He could peep into living rooms of millions all at once. He had long hands & vicious claws that he used, to rip out organs of hundreds of thousands of political prisoners across the country. The hideous monster Jinpingasura's reign of terror would last many many years.
Kids, gather around, it's story time, let me tell you the tale of the hideous monster Jinpingasura. Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a hideous monster Jinpingasura..... (kids are engrossed in the story...)
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Jimmy: Let's all pray to oilmighty, who puts food on our table, roof our our heads & runs the world.
(then proceeds to have dinner...)
(then proceeds to have dinner...)
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Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021
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