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the rectum
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Coffee beans recovered from this Civet shit fetches hefty price
Coffee beans recovered from this Civet shit fetches hefty price
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Brown Gold mug.It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.
Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.
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Get the turdwinder mug.Hey look at that Buttwardhan, smaking that badonkadonk & poking his boner in all inappropriate places
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2) a batch of rosemary gone bad
3) Rosemary grown using turd compost
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