Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Gordhan Ramsinh

Gordhan Ramsinh (ગોરધન રામસિંહ / गोरधन रामसिंह) is Gordon Ramsey's long lost twin. He is in fast food business & owns a food truck in Rajkot.

Let's get something to eat at Gordhan Ramsinh's food truck
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એ હાલો ગોરધન રામસિંહ ના ભજીયા ખાવા.

Gordhan Ramsinh by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021

Alibhai

Alibhai / અલીભાઈ / अलीभाई is how Ramji pronounces alibi

Ramji: Cops were investigating that rape case but Ramanlal gave me an Alibhai

Alibhai by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021

Brahmasura

Brahmasura (બ્રહ્માસુર / ब्रह्मासुर = ब्रह्मा + असुर) is a monster, a mythological character. He is believed to be a part of the male trinity in hinduism. He is supposed to have written the life script of all living beings & that everyone's life plays out as he has decided, across multiple lifetimes. Basically you are his slave. The lines on palm is called 'the script of brahma' & that you can read those lines & make a prediction about how a person's life will turn out. If you also believe all this, that also means he is the reason there is so much chaos & shit in this world because it's his plan that's playing out. So you are right if you want to blame everything on him. If you don't believe this shit, Brahmasura is not bothering you anyway.

Brahmasura is supposed to be author of Akashik records, if you believe all this. Your bitch ditched you? Your house caught fire? You got fired? Cops busted you for selling 1mg cocaine & you will be serving 20 years for that? Did the tarot reader & astrologer, both, already make such prediction about you? Well Brahmasura is to blame. Call him by whatever name you want to...

Brahmasura by Jumbled McGobbledygook September 2, 2021

Bazarak 

badass resistance fighters come from here

Let me send 1 bitcoin to those badasses in Bazarak

Bazarak by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021

turdpentine 

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses

Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?

turdpentine by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021

fartmer 

a dairy / meat farmer who harvests bio gas, methane & all. He shoves tubes up his cattle's ass & captures their farts. His farm machines run on this gas or electricity produced using this gas, either internal combustion or hydrogen fuel cells, where hydrogen is produces using this methane.

I 'natural' gas from my local fartmer John. I try to support small local guys & avoid fracking companies.

fartmer by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 28, 2021

Bozone holes 

penetration of the thick bozone layer by punching holes in it, opening an intellectual window in an otherwise dark dungeon of a mind, where intellect hasn't yet managed to seep in.

We haven't yet managed to create bozone holes.

Bozone holes by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021