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turdbuckle

a piece of turd that keeps everyone around him/her tense
Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
mugGet the turdbucklemug.

Turdy McTurdface

They flushed the Turdy McTurdface out of the office
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
mugGet the Turdy McTurdfacemug.

Puketoberfest

Drinking beer & puking during Munich festivities
Lil Mason was throwing tantrums because his older brothers won't let him taste whatever they were drinking. This was ruining everyone's family fun time. His mom finally offered him 'just one tiny sip' to calm him down. That's how Lil Mason celebrated his first family Puketoberfest
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
mugGet the Puketoberfestmug.

Assmeralda

Assmeralda is a bubbly butt, big booty girl who loves anal sex more than anything else. She can only orgasm from anal. She is the perfect anal queen.
Hey is that Esmeralda over there? She is my Assmeralda
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
mugGet the Assmeraldamug.

charger

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money
In a blitzcrack, bob shoved the charger up his ass
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
mugGet the chargermug.

Xindemic

Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
mugGet the Xindemicmug.

Mormondy

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy
(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion
by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 12, 2021
mugGet the Mormondymug.

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