Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

colonic fumes 

Noxious farts

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

colonic fumes by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

lousy fart

Super noxious colonic fumes

Jimmy ripped a lousy fart & the crowd dispersed

lousy fart by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Flatusgasted 

affected with sudden and great wonder or surprise when someone rips a surprise fart
derived from flabbergasted

Samantha: I was flatusgasted when Ana ripped a lousy stanky fart

Flatusgasted by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Fuddidevi 

synonymous with a cunty lady

(in Punjabi) derived from Fuddi / फुद्दी meaning cunt / pussy (offensive / non-offensive, depends) + devi / देवी, a suffix often used for female names, kinda respectful, like the prefix Sir

Cuntisha: Fuddidevi is my bestie

Fuddidevi by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Julabuddin 

Derived from Julab / જુલાબ / जुलाब which means a purgative

A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.

Matt: I am getting a colonic cleanse
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff

Julabuddin by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Jizz Bozos 

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills

Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos

Jizz Bozos by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Dildomer 

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica

Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties

Dildomer by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021