Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Brewed Catshitmug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
Get the burpmongermug. There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022
Get the Trumpopotamusmug. Celebrations modeled on a 1621 diarrhoea outbreak, after feasting on harvest shared by the European colonists (Pilgrims) of Plymouth and the Wampanoag people.
1) On the streets of Portland, Oregon, it's turdsgiving everyday!
2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!
3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!
2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!
3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 5, 2021
Get the turdsgivingmug. A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021
Get the William Mulhollandmug. A cuntry club is a privately owned club, often with a membership quota and admittance by invitation or sponsorship, that generally offers both a variety of recreational sports and facilities for dining and entertaining only to certified cunts.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Get the Cuntry Clubmug. The almighty black gold, that powers our modern world & economy. Mankind will eventually have to grow up & gradually transition to greener energy & stop suckling mama earth's titties.
Jimmy: Let's all pray to oilmighty, who puts food on our table, roof our our heads & runs the world.
(then proceeds to have dinner...)
(then proceeds to have dinner...)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021
Get the oilmightymug.