spitnik

When you underestimate someone's capabilities and spit at them thinking that they are the biggest delusional fools you have ever come across & then they prove their worth & you realize what a jackass loser you've been all your life who will amount to nothing & that people won't even bother spitting on your grave. Derived from Sputnik, Russian satellites.

Some Russians launched spitnik on Elon Musk's face when he tried to buy missiles from them for $4 million a piece.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 07, 2021

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Puketoberfest

Drinking beer & puking during Munich festivities

Lil Mason was throwing tantrums because his older brothers won't let him taste whatever they were drinking. This was ruining everyone's family fun time. His mom finally offered him 'just one tiny sip' to calm him down. That's how Lil Mason celebrated his first family Puketoberfest

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021

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Xindemic

the global health crisis of 2020

Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

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charger

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money

In a blitzcrack, bob shoved the charger up his ass

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 08, 2021

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