Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

sphinctosphere

One of the strata / levels of being an asshole

The tangerine turd was on the top of sphinctosphere during his last days at the oval office

sphinctosphere by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

tangerine turd 

Trump

They flushed the tangerine turd out of oval orifice

tangerine turd by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Trumpmongering 

Fear mongering by the tangerine turd aka Trump

The last presidency was so full of trumpmongering

Trumpmongering by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

burpmonger 

A person who captures & hoards burps, usually in jars

Sniffsonian hired a new burpmonger for their museum

burpmonger by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

burpista 

A person who usually serves espresso, but burps into your coffee with a straw to make it frothy

Ana: My next door Starbucks just hired a new burpista. The coffee tastes better now.

burpista by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Stiffsonian

The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in Reykjavík, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass

I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.

Stiffsonian by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Snifftoberfest 

A Coke party & similar drug festivities in your own hometown at the same time when some of your buddies might be enjoying Oktoberfest in Munich, mainly because you want to go there but you are so broke you can't afford the trip

Ya'll losers, let's celebrate some snifftoberfest

Snifftoberfest by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021