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putineshwar

A Nepali boy, named after Putin with a Nepali twist
Teacher: Putineshwar stop bullying your classmates, you can't just throw your weight around.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
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Cornsequences

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020
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Cuntogram

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer
The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.
Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021
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Cuntpass

A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.
Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020
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Xi Cuntpig

The Chinese dictator who exported the China virus globally

The Italians embraced Chinamen during the initial phases of the Xindemic, that made matters worse during the initial phase.
Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some virus
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Fartodyree

A farty fairy that produces biogas on the farm

Derived from Fenodyree from The Isle of Man
Poor old Jack had a Fartodyree on his farm to help him with his fuel needs for heating & cooking. He had plenty & never ran out of it.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
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