Jingle Johnson

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic

Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

turdkey baster

a turdshake squirted out of a turkey baster

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

turdmare

A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you

Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 09, 2021

Cuntfight

Similar to cock / rooster fight except that cunts are involved

Cuntosaurus Rex & Cuntociraptor are busy in a cuntfight. Cuntisha is the judge.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Jeff Bozos

Jeff Bezos's doppelgänger, a bozo

Sam: Hey I think I just saw Jeff Bezos in my shantytown. I wonder what he was doing there.
Harry: No you saw Jeff Bozos

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 27, 2020

Gujarati

A language script that urbandictionary.com is capable of handling, but is not available in the dropdown menu when trying to add gujarati words to the database

આ gujarati લિપિ માં લખવા તો દે છે, તો ગુજરાતી ભાષા ના શબ્દો કેમ ના ઉમેરી શકાય?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021

Misturd

A suffix, derived from Mister, abbreviated Mr. & usually used for any person who is a piece of shit.

Misturd Roger, you need to get the fuck out of this building premises before I decide to shoot you

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 05, 2021