by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
turd-lover bitch
turdisha loves diaper play & wears the largest most humongous buttplug available in market. She even got botox treatment for her sphincters.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 04, 2021
Lil Mason was throwing tantrums because his older brothers won't let him taste whatever they were drinking. This was ruining everyone's family fun time. His mom finally offered him 'just one tiny sip' to calm him down. That's how Lil Mason celebrated his first family Puketoberfest
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
Frobscottle is a green-colored fizzy drink, where the bubbles go down instead of up. This is the cause of Whizzpoppers (which are farts)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 16, 2020
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021
People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets
Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021