Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions
When everyone has noxious flatulence inducing food during Christmas celebrations & they stink up the entire place with their colonic fumes
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 31, 2021
Get the Stinkmasmug. Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Get the Cuntoscopemug. Just like the hiccup girl, this is anyone who keeps burping non-stop & simply cannot seem to be able to stop it. She is so embarrassed, she prefers to stay home all the time, in her Burpingham palace.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021
Get the Burpingham palacemug. A deadly noxious concoction of gases escaping the asshole & knocking down unconscious, any living being within a 100 metre radius
Johnson was surrounded by the Talibans but just in the nick of time he managed to pump out a powerful high-octane fart & managed to hold his ground without firing a single round. He was awarded the purple fart 💜💨
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
Get the high-octane fartmug. A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
Get the spunktoberfestmug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
Get the craprilmug. When your friends gather to snort coke on Christmas because your long time drug dealer offers Christmas discounts
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021
Get the Snortmasmug.