Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook
Turdminster
A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times
Turdminster by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
Malcolm Turdbull
Malcolm Turdbull by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
spunktoberfest
A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
spunktoberfest by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
Assmeralda
Assmeralda is a bubbly butt, big booty girl who loves anal sex more than anything else. She can only orgasm from anal. She is the perfect anal queen.
Assmeralda by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
Turdalgia
Jimmy was constipated for 15 days, then he dropped a massive Turdosaurus Rex but was reluctant to flush it out because it had become a part of him for 2 weeks. Even later during the day he kept missing the turd as he got emotionally attached to it. That's a serious case of turdalgia.
Turdalgia by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021
Pharb
A dumbass stupidcunt definition that gets not just accepted in UD, but becomes the word of the day while some great ass words never get accepted in UD & most certainly don't get selected as the word of the day & trending words list, thanks to editors!
Pharbheaded editors were smoking some pharb & drinking pharb-infused drinks & eating some pharb-salad today when they decided to start editing the UD!
Pharb by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 12, 2021