goat's tongue 

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.

Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal

goat's tongue by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009

Goat's Gruff 

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

Goat's Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Goat’s Beard 

A Fu Manchu for your gooch; can be an erogenous zone for some.

My girlfriend loves it when I grab her by the goat’s beard and swing her around the bedroom.

Goat’s Beard by Crazy Khronos October 28, 2020

Goat's hoof

When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.

'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'

Goat's hoof by Matgra October 3, 2010

goat's milk 

Someone who hangs around you like a bad smell, following you everywhere you go without encouragement, copying whatever it is you do in the hope that your good fortune might rub off on them.

For instance, you go fishing and you find this really good remote spot, out on a rock all by yourself, miles from anyone else. Then a goat's milk comes along and wants to share the exact same space in the hope that they'll get to catch a fish too.

(This is a saying that originated in the 1940's I believe. I learnt this saying from my parents when I was a kid, whenever I told them about the loser kid at school who was hanging around

"Uh-oh, here's comes goat's milk, quick, let's hide!"

goat's milk by Shayne Baptist December 24, 2007

Goat's Law

A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.

Just another example of Goat's Law.

Goat's Law by Goat_ September 20, 2018

Goat's blood

A multi-purpose substance used for anything imaginable. Satanic rituals, cleaning windows, unclogging toilets, you name it.

Man, I thought I was screwed when I broke that window...but I just applied some goat's blood and it was all fine.

Goat's blood by The Mysterious Hand March 16, 2011