Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".
by Julesheart January 08, 2024
A "Channel Flipper" is someone who constantly turns the channel on the tv, looking to see what else is on. It's impossible to watch anything when this person has the remote control.
Many people have trouble watching tv together when one of them has the remote and that person is a"Channel Flipper."
by Julesheart April 08, 2024
“Construction Anxiety” is a condition that comes from seeing orange and white caution cones everywhere you go. The overuse of these cones and all the construction going on around you is enough to cause this disorder.
Chase was driving and sees yet ANOTHER construction area with the orange and white cones. This sends his construction anxiety up to a level of epic proportions. The stop and go, slow down, right lane closed, traffic jams are more than he can take!
by Julesheart September 21, 2023
A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
by Julesheart April 19, 2023
A “Complete Prune Juice Blowout” is when you have to poop so bad, and you know it’s going to be a rough ride. That is, if you make it to a bathroom in time. Once you finally emerge from the bathroom, you’re as pale as a ghost. It took everything out of you.
Hannah was a nervous wreck when she couldn’t get to a bathroom quick enough. She knew she was about to have a complete prune juice blowout.
by Julesheart November 21, 2023
A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!
by Julesheart March 07, 2023
A “Nothingburger Paint” is a dull-looking paint seen on some of the newer models of vehicles on the road recently that have paint jobs in boring shades of gray, tan, olive green and brown.
“Hannah couldn’t believe how many ‘Nothingburger Paint’ jobs on vehicles she noticed when she drove home from work. She wondered why people would want a ‘color’ like that”.
by Julesheart November 18, 2023