“Freeway Envy” is when you’re stuck in traffic that is not moving at all, then you look over at the opposite side, and the people are flying a long in their cars without a care in the world, and you wish that was you.
“Jan was definitely experiencing FREEWAY ENVY while stuck in traffic, and saw the opposite side of the road moving right a long at a fast pace”
by Julesheart November 16, 2022
Those boys were thistle-ing me
by Julesheart September 02, 2022
A "Channel Flipper" is someone who constantly turns the channel on the tv, looking to see what else is on. It's impossible to watch anything when this person has the remote control.
Many people have trouble watching tv together when one of them has the remote and that person is a"Channel Flipper."
by Julesheart April 08, 2024
Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".
by Julesheart January 08, 2024
"Christmas Threw Up" describes that ONE YARD in every neighborhood that has to go overboard with the Christmas decorations. It literally looks like Christmas threw up in their yard.
Hannah looked out her front window at the neighbor's yard across the street. "It looks like Christmas threw up in their yard", she thought.
by Julesheart January 10, 2024
A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
by Julesheart January 15, 2023
A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
by Julesheart April 19, 2023