Definitions by Judge dredd7

Funnel monkey 

The body of a person wherther dead or live that is sucked up into the funnel of a tornado and people can see it spinning around the funnel.

The term is used by teens ect. in tornado ally around the midwest and south part of the united states.

Funnel monkeys are not common but have been seen from time to time spinning around and around a tornado funnel.

Look there's a funnel monkey!

Funnel monkey by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2011

The slows 

A condition that some people have where they are extra slow about doing something and no matter what you do you can't make them speed up, especially when you are in a hurry to get something done.

He's got the slows.

The slows by Judge dredd7 May 17, 2011

Old girls gone wild

A film that is made in the style of girls gone wild except that it uses very old women who are in there 80's and 90's and beyond.
It is most often shown as a joke or used to punish someone by making them watch it.

They tied me up and made me watch, "old girls gone wild",dude.

Old girls gone wild by Judge dredd7 May 16, 2011

Side walk pissing 

Where Someone pisses on a side walk in public because rules against public pissing are stupid and pissing is a natural as breast feeding.

He believes in side walk pissing.

Side walk pissing by Judge dredd7 May 14, 2011

Ripe 

When something smells really really bad.

My God that winds ripe.

Ripe by Judge dredd7 May 13, 2011

Flow job 

Where a woman starts fucking you and then stops midway and finishes by sucking you off.

I got a flow job.

Flow job by Judge dredd7 May 13, 2011

Stinker 

A fart that you cannot hear and you only know it's there because you can smell it.

Whose stinker is that?

Stinker by Judge dredd7 May 13, 2011