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Christmas 2

A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.
by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012
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American drug cartel movement

A movement among mostly drug dealers to establish independent drug cartels in the U.S.
He's in the American drug cartel movement.
by Judge dredd7 September 29, 2011
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Off center

To be touched in the head. Not right in the head. Insane in the membrane. Some what crazy.
He's a little off center.
by judge dredd7 September 10, 2012
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Orpheus worship

A religion that is a revival of the worship of Orpheus.
He was a mortal poet and musician. His music was so beatiful that it entranced humans, gods and even animals.

When his wife Eurydice died he was so grife stricken he was alowed to desend into the underworld to bring her back. But he was warned not to turn around and look at her till they reached the Earth plane but he did anyway and she desended back into the underworld.
When he was in the underworld he learned the mysteries of the spiritual plane. That is why he is worshiped, because of his great knowledge.
Poetry written by him and/or in his name give instructions on how to purify the soul and how to have a happy afterlife and formulae for a safe journey.

In the Orphic religion it is said that dionysis wought the titan giants and was wounded and died, and was eaten by them,but the god Athene was able to save his heart which she gave to Zeus who swallowed it and absorbed his spiritual essance into his body and then fathered him with Semele. And so dionysis is called the twice born.
Zeus killed the Titan giants with thunderbolts for killing Dionysis, and the Orphic religion teaches that the human race sprang from the Titan's remains.
And that is why the human race rebels against the gods and at the same time have a divine spark from the flesh of Dionysis.
In the Orphic religion the underworld is a place of regeneration and rebirth through reincarnation until spiritual purity is reached.
He's into Orpheus worship.
by Judge dredd7 August 17, 2011
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Flow job

Where a woman starts fucking you and then stops midway and finishes by sucking you off.
by Judge dredd7 May 13, 2011
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Miss Flatio

The title of the winner of a contest for giving the best blowjobs.
She won the Miss Flatio contest.
by Judge dredd7 December 26, 2011
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Milk Daddy

A guy that comes out and lets you suck his dick till the man milk comes out when you go into some bars and order a "milk daddy".
I a have a milk daddy.
by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011
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